Suspension

Chapter 1

"But Hokage-sama!"

"No Ivy, you have to do this. You have been suspended from ANBU you know this." The Hokage said with annoyance. "Think of it as a mission if it makes it easier. Now get out and go to work." With that he kicked me out of his office.

I sighed and inched my nose in annoyance. I then teleported to the academy. 'Hey Akuma you ready for this?' I thought with a smirk visable  on my face.

'No, but what can ya do?' Akuma replied, 'Now pay attention before you run into something again.'

I did as he told, and walked through the academy doors and walked to the main office.

"Excuse me mam, is there anything I can help you with?" Asked the young women sitting at the front desk, with a smile present on her face.

"Yeah, I'm looking for Iruka's classroom, I'm here to help him teach, by order on the Hokage." I replied politely with my best fake smile.

"Oh right! I knew you were coming, I just didn't know you'd be this young! Anyway, his room is straight down this left hallway, and it's the 3rd door to your left." She said happily, pointing while she talked.

"Right! Thank you!" I told her nicely, and started walking where she told me to go. Not that I really needed directions. I could sense his chakra from the doors of the academy. *sigh* Some people just don't understand shinobi.

As I reached the door I could hear Iruka yelling at someone named Shikamaru.

"SHIKAMARU! STOP SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND PAY ATTENTION!"

'He sounds really mad!' I thought to myself with a small and quiet chuckle. I slowly knocked on the door 3 times and then silently waited.

"Ah! Your here!" Iruka said excitedly while opening the door with a large smile on his face. "Come right in!" He stepped aside for me to walk in and I did so.

I scanned the class till my eyes rested on Sasuke. Uchiha.  'He's the last one huh?' I thought with a smirk, 'This class might be interesting after all.'

"Listen up." Iruka said, of course no one listened, and continued talking to each other.

I stepped up, "LISTEN UP!" I shouted, halting their conversations and making them look up at me with wide eyes. I looked over to Iruka and nodded.

He cleared his throat and made the students attention go to him. "This is Poison-Ivy, she's here to help me teach you until the end of the year when you graduate. Now, does anyone have any questions?"

A girl decked out in alot of pink raised her hand and asked "I'm Sakura Haruno! Is Poison-Ivy your actual name?"

"No, that's not my real name, I'm just going by it cause its cool." I replied sarcasm laced in my voice massively. "Anymore questions?" I asked with a raised brow.

A blonde girl raised her hand next, "My names Ino Yamanaka! Is there any one in this class that you like?"

My eyes scanned the room again. My eyes sticking to the Uchiha.  After a minute or two of waiting I finally answered, "Nope, besides I don't even know anyone or their names how could I like someone? Anywhore, any more questions?" I asked with a polite smile, and yes I did just say anywhore, got a problem? No? Didn't think so.

Just then somebody came flying through the door knocking Iruka down and almost hitting me if I didn't catch the person. Looking down I saw a boy with blonde/yellow hair with 3 whiskers on each cheek. He was dressed in a orange jump suit. 'Oh boy,' I thought, 'this must be the trouble maker I've heard so much about'.

"Naruto!! Your late yet again!" Iruka screamed at him. "You even missed the introduction of you new assistant teacher! You better have a good excuse!" He hissed.

"Well you see..." The blob -now known as Naruto- starts ranting about why he was late until he realized why I was there. "Wait! Just how old are you?!? I haven't see it around here before! Are you sure this is the assistant teatcher Iruka-sensei?!?" He screamed in my face.

Iruka blanched. He knew why I was here and what I had done. "Hehe, calm down Naruto...." He said trailing off.

I turned towards Naruto with a closed eye smile.

"Eh?!? Why are you smiling at me like that?!?"

I suddenly punched him, making him fly into the wall near the doorway. "Since you asked, I'm 14, and you haven't seen me here because I have a lot of missions as an ANBU." I informed a dizzy Naruto.

" I don't buy it!" He yelled as he instantly got over his dizzy fit, after I spoke.

"If your an ANBU, where's your tattoo? And why are you here, shouldn't you be on missions?" Asked Sasuke, with the always present scowl on his face.

"Well first things first Duckbutt," the whole class gasped at what I had said about the famous Uchiha. "My tattoo is in my left shoulder that right know is covered by my shirt." I said as calmly as I could, "And I'm also on suspension, and by order of the Hokage I am to teach here u til you

"Why are you on suspension?" Asked a boy with a puppy on his head and red lines running down his cheeks.

"Well Dog Boy, on a training mission -yes those do exist in the ANBU too-," I said before Naruto could interrupt,"I may or may not have gotten mad at a client for bugging me, so... Let's just say that I beat him up and it's didn't go well with the Hokage." I said with a small smirk. 'Ah, their reactions are priceless!'

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Hey guys! This is the first chapter in my book... Obviously, anywhore... Please tell me your thoughts on this, if you have any suggestions comment and don't forget to vote if you'd like to!!
~~~ Sketchy-Bitch