Don't Underestimate a Girl (A Black Butler Fan Fiction)

When She Also Gets Advice

After putting Beelzebub in his stable, Lilith walked back to her apartment.

There is no way in hell I'm that cocky demon's soulmate. There is just no way!

She unlocked her apartment door and entered to find one of her very few friends lounging on her couch eating popcorn and crying. Mascara was running down the red head's cheeks. "You have to choose Daniel! Ian isn't the one for you Sandra!" He blubbered.

"Grell. What the fuck are you doing?"

The red reaper snapped his head up and looked suddenly cheerful, "Lil! I didn't hear you come in! I was just watching this drama on your T.V. since mine broke!"

(Yes they have a tv. Reapers made lawn mowers and chainsaws so they can make a tv too!)

"Don't you mean you broke it, and must you always come to my house to watch them? Those stupid drama shows are bad for people's health and they make me loose brain cells." Lilith groaned at the tyranny as she went to her kitchen to grab some food.

"You know my dear William hates when he finds me at his house!" He whined.

She laughed at him as she grabbed a roll of bread from her bread box, then went and sat down next to him on the couch. "So how was your day?" She asked him, nibbling on the bread.

"Oh darling! I had to reap some orphan souls. The orphanage downtown burned to the ground. Only four kids survived." He said wiping the mascara off his face, now, perfectly fine. "How was yours?"

The ash blonde groaned loudly, "I met a demon today that claims to be my soulmate?" Her tone dripped with aggravation.

"A demon? Ooooh! Tell me, what's his name?" Grell grabbed the female reaper's small hands in his, his bright green eyes shining with curiosity.

"Sebas-."

Before she could finish his first name, the crimson reaper was holding her by her shoulders and shaking her violently. "THAT IS NOT A BAD THING!"

"Grell! Stop!" She screamed in annoyance.

He brought her jerking to a stop and smacked his hands on both sides of her face: squishing her cheeks together and pulling them nose to nose. "You are so lucky! Sebastian Michaelis is the most beautiful man on earth! He almost beats my William!" He whined angrily.

"Bwut he's a dwemon." She stated through her smushed mouth.

"Demon or no demon. He is as hot as the pit of hellfire he climbed out of!" He yelled.

"Grell! Let go of me." She shouted, pulling his hands off her face.

"Could you two shut up!?" A shout comes from outside the door.

"Alan! This doesn't concern you!" Grell yelled back.

Lilith walks over to the door and let the chestnut haired reaper inside. "That doesn't matter, Grell! You're being way to loud. I can hear you shouting three doors down!" He said loudly.

"Now your shouting, Alan." The blonde stated bluntly.

The brown head suddenly shut his mouth, then glared at the extremely excited red head, "See what you do!" His voice was quieter.

"What I do!?" Grell started fuming.

Lilith sighs, "Both of you quiet down. You're going to attract unwanted attention to my room." She went to shut the door, but is stopped.

"You want to attract my attention though." An overly sexy, deep voice purrs as the producer strutted into her apartment.

"God damn it Eric! Why must all of you bother me so?" Lilith groaned; running over to her couch and falling face first into the cushions.

"Lilith, darling. I don't bother you do I?" Grell whimpered like a kicked puppy.

"Grell. I no longer have any patience. Could you just not right now?"

"See what you did! The both of you! Get out." Grell instructed the brunette and blonde reapers. "Go fuck or something." He shooed them.

"I would never do such ghastly things with," Alan looked at the tall man next to him, "him."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Eric shouted at the shorter male.

"All of you shut up and get out!" Lilith shouted. Her navy eyes glistened with exhaustion and aggravation and fuming anger.

Eric and Alan slowly walked out of the room and shut the door. Grell took the newly found silence to comfort his friend. "Lil, are you okay hun?" He rubbed his finely manicured hand on her back.

Lilith let out a small whine, "I don't know. I'm so stressed and confused I could just- just- kill a kitten!"

Grell stared at his friend as if she'd gone mad.

"Oh no! Nooo! I didn't mean it. I love kittens. Nooooooo!" She cried, letting her face fall into a pillow.

"Want me to get Killer?" Grell cooed.

Lilith lifted up just so Grell could see her eyes. "Yes." Her saddened voice was muffled by the pillow in front of her mouth.

"I'll be right back." The red reaper gave her a sharp toothed grin and pranced from the room.

While he was gone, Lilith went to make herself some tea. She leaned against her counter with her mug in her hand.

"I'm baaaack." Grell sang as he entered her apartment.

Hastily, Lilith sat down her cup and ran into her living area and scooped the huge fluffy white cat into her waiting arms.

"Killer! Baby, I've missed you." She cried happily.

The overweight cat in her arms purred and rubbed his face into hers. "Aww! You always know how to make me happy." She smiled.

Grell sat down on her couch. "I'm sure he missed you, too. He's been moping around my flat, all sad and depressed. You can baby-sit him for a little while if you want." He offered.

"Yes!" Lilith said spinning around like a mentally insane person.

"Careful, darling. You might make people think your a nice person." The crimson drenched man said playfully.

"Oh shut it, asshole." She laughed.

She plopped down on her couch with Grell and settled Killer in her lap, pulling a huge blanket around herself and her friend. "Lets watch some gorey horror movies." She said happily.

"I though you'd never say it!" Grell yelled excitedly.

***

"Young Master. It's time for breakfast." The navy haired boy sat at his desk working while his butler brought in his food.

"Not yet Sebastian. I have to figure out how I'm going to spy on that Trancy brat." He grumbled.

"As you wish, sir." The raven haired man stood by his desk silently with his food while his young master sought for an unknown answer.

"Sebastian, where were you last night?" The bluenette asked, half out of curiosity and not wanting to do work; half to just annoy his butler.

"I had to help Undertaker with a quick job." Sebastian stated flatly at the memory.

"Oh? What kind of job?" The younger boy quirked his eye brow.

The butler cleared his throat, "I had to assist his younger sister with a reaping."

"Undertaker has a sister?" Ciel's interest was caught.

"Yes. She's a very talented reaper. Her name is Lilith."

"Lilith? The name of Adam's first wife. How funny." The boy gave a small laugh then a smirk. After a second of thought, the boy spoke again. "I want to meet her soon. Tell Undertaker to have her come to his shop tomorrow so we can meet formally."

"Yes, my lord." Sebastian quietly sighed from his mixed feelings.

I'll get to see her sooner than expected.

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HEEEYY PEEOPLE! I'd like to dedicate this chapter to @deliciouslyXtrouble Cause she's awesome and really likes this story! LOVE YOU WATTIPAL!