a wandering duck comes to your house. he rings the door bell and you answer it. he is all white with 2 little legs and a yellow beak. u ask for his name. "cummer" he says. he holds a knife to your throat but you kinda like it tbh. he comes in your house, starts looking for something. then you ask what he's looking for, he answers "my life". you say "lol sucks for you, it's not here boi" he leaves. the end.
