Darkened Internet

Best Friend Tag ✨

Channel: MBane

"Why are we doing this?" Raphael asked. "Because. The people want it" the glittery man answered and the video cut to Magnus saying his intro. "Raphy doesn't have a YouTube channel so I'll just put his Twitter and Instagram in the description but let's get to the actual video."

"How and when did we meet?" Magnus asked. "6th Grade, art class... You 'accidentally' spilled glitter on my portfolio" Raphael put finger quotations around accidentally. "It was an accident!" Magnus defended. "Nobody thinks it was," the younger replied.

"What was our first impression of each other?" Raphael answered first, "that you were way too friendly because every time I saw you, you were talking to people that clearly didn't like you." "I can't deny that because I had a crush on one of them" Magnus stated. "That makes a lot of sense now... Anyway, what was your first impression of me? I bet it wasn't good for obvious reasons" Raphael waited. "No, I felt bad for you because you just moved to America and barely spoke any English. Your whole... Dark, quiet, mysterious... Thing you had going on didn't help either." Raphael just shrugged at the statement.

"Favorite memory?" Magnus asked. Raphael held in a laugh, "probably when I came out to you." Oh" Magnus laughed. "Yeah, so... Um. I guess I was a bit.. It kind of made sence because you never dated anyone despite a bunch of people asking you out and I wanted to tease you for being all in love and happy... And we were Juniors... Your first romantic partner was that bitch in college" Magnus pointed out. "Moving on, what was your favorite memory?" Raphael asked. "Tie between when you met Simone-" Raphael glared at his friend. "- and when you met Alexander." "That was fun. You were SO red and how was I supposed to know you weren't dating yet with the way you talked about him?" Raphael asked. "You can all thank Raph for Malec by the way. He ratted me out," Magnus announced before the video cut.

"Describe each other with 1 word? ... Um, Vampire-y..." Raphael shot him a confused look. "I don't need to explain... You just are" Magnus said. "Vampire-y isn't even a wor- okay, whatever. You are.... Plenty... Since a lot is two words." "I'm not even going to... Moving on... What is your best friend's middle name? Raphael Eyerolling Santiago, that is his full name, not even kidding" Magnus said to which Raphael rolled his eyes. "Point proven." he added then there was a cut scene. "You have two middle names though, so should I just say both?" Raphael asked whilst smirking. "Oh shit, you actually plan to tell them my full name," Magnus commented. "Magnus Holographic *Bleeeeeep* Bane" There was a moment of silence while the two friends just stared at each other before bursting into laughter. "Wow, Holographic *Blee-use your imagination-eep* that's great" the older said before talking to the camera, "I'm censoring that for reasons you people cannot know."

"What are three items that they never leave the house without? Your cross necklace and that's it. You forget your phone quite often so that's out, there isn't anything else..." Magnus answered. "Yeah, I never always have something with me, unlike literally everyone else. But, you always have your phone, small, backup make-up kit because your Magnus Bane, aaand, that's it... Oh! And if you could, you'd bring Alexander wi-" Raphael answered with a somewhat good but over-exaggerated impersonation of Magnus when saying Alec's full name. "That was... Okaay, moving on, um... Favorite inside joke?" Video cut. "-that I'm a vampire, you can explain if you want" Raphael answered. "Soo, we were in college and at one of my many fabulous-" Cue the Raphael eyeroll "-parties and Raphael was drinking a... Something that looked very similar to blood and not just because it was red, so that stuck since Raph is a night owl and doesn't like the sun or heat" Magnus explained. "Hiss hiss, motherfucker" Raphael deadpanned. "Okay, wasn't expecting that... But, my favorite inside joke iiiisss... Can't say for reasons you can't know" Magnus told the camera. Raphael looked like he was about to say something as the video cut.

"Favorite pizza topping? That's boring, favorite music artistics? You listen to everything so I can't answer that" The Eyeroller stated. "Fair enough, you listen to  Panic! At The Disco most of the time. If you listen to anything else, it's because Sheldon made you" the older answered, earning a glare from his friend.

"What's your favorite mov- once again, you only watch movies that your b- Shelby makes you because you don't watch TV often," Magnus said before the video cut again. "You really liked Miss. Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children when that came out." (Great movie btw) "FINALLY! An actual answer!" Magnus cheered, also sounding slightly annoyed.

"On a free day, what is their schedule? You sleep till 1 in the afternoon or when Shawn-" Cue the signature Raphael glare again "- decides to wake you up, eat, then be cute with your boyfrie-nd... or something like that" the YouTuber answered. "How on earth do you know that?" Raphael asked. "S... Your boyfriend likes to talk and is friends with my boyfriend's sister." More eyerolling. "Well, I don't know what you do, probably something with Alec or YouTube related since YouTube doesn't give you a break."

"What are their likes and dislikes?" Raphael read. Magnus smirked and told him to go first. "You like Alec, cats, glitter, Alec, partying, music, Alec, traveling, making annoying nicknames, Alec, and Alexander" Raphael listed. "He really likes Alec" he added. "No shame, what about dislikes?" Magnus asked then interrupted after Raphael said Camille's name. "Maybe something that's not obvious." ".... Robert Lightwood... You can't stand him." "Maryse is trying, okay? So, you usually don't like more then half the movies Shuntie-" another glare "- shows you, glitter so I don't know how we're friends, hot weather, aaand Camille! You hate her more then I do and I was in a relationship with her. Which is understandable since she broke my heart and assaulted your boy every time she got even though you weren't together before she got imprisoned... Oh! Simon! You don't like... Shermon" Magnus failed at holding back a grin. "Okay, 1. Congratulations you actually said Si's name for once and 2. I would totally live with someone I can't stand," Raphael sarcastically pointed out. "I said don't like, not can't stand." Cue The Eyeroll™ again and another jump cut.

"What are their strengths and weaknesses? What if their strength and weakness is the same thing? ... Or I just don't want to make another list then of his strengths then one weakness that is both" Magnus said, jokingly  "You just don't answer that, then I won't answer yours either" Raphael smirked. "Oh no, okaay moving on... Um, what are our nicknames? Well this should be fun." Raphael groaned while Magnus continued talking. "-lt's Son, My Boy, Child, Ice cube, Raphantigo, Sandy-go, eye rolling bitch, and if your Soloman, Rapha. Your turn Raphantigo." " Mags, Magy, and Ragnus Lane that can be shortened to Rags." "Wow... Inside joke of the century..." Magnus stated with a 'done with life' tone.

"What are two things that the other person doesn't know about you?" Raphael read. ""Um, you know pretty much everything about me, don't think that there's really anything I could say that you haven't heard before... But, are you hiding anything from me?" Magnus asked. ".... It's not that I was hiding anything, it just never came up. I'm also not telling your half a million subscribers so I'll tell you after the video."

"Last question: what is something you must admire about them?" "Oh great, sentimental stuff, I guess... I admire how you try to find good in everyone even though it's obvious they don't have a good bone in their body. Like Camille, even after she broke and used you so many times, you thought she could change... But that might have been because you were in love with her," Raphael answered before the video cut to Magnus answering the question. " I admire how caring and understanding you are because-" addressing the camera "-Believe it or not, this guy actually has a soft spot."
"No, I don't" Raphael denied.
"Yes, you do."
"No, I don't."
"You're lying."
"No, tú eres."

"That was the Best Friend Tag with Raphy!" Magnus exclaimed, giving the other guy a side hug. "Don't call me that," he told the glittery man as he let go. "How do you think it went? Are we still friends?" The YouTuber asked, ignoring Raphael's statement. "I think you know way too much about me and I need to stop telling you things" he answered. "Oh... Okay, well I hope all of you enjoyed this more then Raphael did-" eyeroll "I'm going to ignore that, and I'll see you all in the next video!"

~After Outro~
"How have we been friends for over 7 years without me knowing that?!" Magnus loudly asked.

This is me trying to make Maphael friendship goals and failing horribly, kinda. I'm sort of just making this book a series of... I don't know, SH drabbles? Is that the right word? No, okay... B-Byyyyyyyeeee
~JDroplet