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MELIORN'S BIRTHDAY STALLING!

Channel: JaceLightwood

"Hello Hunters, good morning!" Jace greeted, squinting at the camera, making it obvious that he just woke up. "So, today- if Izzy or Clary haven't uploaded their vlogs yet, I'm going to spoil it for those who watch them." jumpcut "I'm going to hang out with Meliorn all day, probably at the park or something like that because Clary texted me with all the places I need to avoid, which is a lot so doesn't leave many options-" another jumpcut to Jace driving. "How does it feel to be vlogged while not third-wheeling? Because we all know this is very new to you" Meliorn asked. The blonde snorted before answered with, "It's very strange in general to not have someone whispering in my ear about how hot my brother is-" Meliorn begins laughing behind the camera. "And to possibly not have glitter in the backseat for once- can they even hear me?" Jace asked, cutting himself off, glancing at the camera being it cut.

"Since we can't go anywhere, we've been walking around with no idea where to go or where we are" Jace informed. "Isn't Barbara's Flower Shop one of the places I'm not allowed to go?" Meliorn asked. "Yeah, why-oh.. I see now, there's Raphael" he responded, turning and zooming the camera in on him before Simon showed up, said something, then dragged the other away. "Awe, they're gone" Meliorn stated. "But I bet someone is going to make that into a gif then a meme" they added.

"Knowing Simon's fans, I'm also positive that that's exactly what's going to happen" the YouTuber confirmed. "Hey let's have a picnic"  the hippie randomly suggested, wandering off somewhere. Before the camera was turned off, Jace yelled out, "WAI-!"

"This vlog is all over the place... so, we're having a picnic now in this... abandoned area in a forest that Mel is going to murder me in... But, it actually is really nice so thank you for choosing a peaceful place to kill me," Jace said showing the lake and tree around them before the video cut to Jace with wet hair and somewhat dry face. "We went swimming- obviously as you can tell- and then Meliorn left me to collect flowers so I'm going to die out here. So If I upload nothing on Thursday, you know why." "If you died, so would that camera so nobody would know what you just said," Meliorn stated, walking up to Jace from behind so you could only see their legs. "Oh, you're back!" the blonde exclaimed. "Mhm, and I made a... Okay, first you need to..." Meliorn trailed off, grabbing a towel and "drying" Jace's hair, which was just messing it up. "Better, now here you go," they finished, placing a flower crown made out of baldinelli, geums, and daffodils onto his head. "Were you waiting for me to start vlogging to decided to come out?" Jace asked, unconsciously fixing the flower crown so it wouldn't fall off. Meliorn's legs are seen walking away as they answered, "no, I just have amazing timing." Their voice dripped with sarcasm and something else that made Jace look a bit embarrassed and red for a couple seconds. "So, I'm ending the vlog here. I did my job as keeping Meliorn away from... places for the day. Did you have fun?" Jace asked, turning the camera to look at them, now sitting on the blanket. "Yes, very much. I got to spend the a majority of it around trees and nature so best distraction ever," they smiled as the words 'tree hugger' appeared above their head before the video cut.

Jace was now in his bedroom, laying on the bed with no shirt, not that you could see much. "I forgot to do an outro so I'm doing it now, thank you all for watching! Remember to hit subscribe, like this video and blah blah blah aaand I'll see you all in the comments! Bye"

I'm writing this on my computer and realizing how short these are but all well, pretend they're longer... Or just imagine what happened when the camera was off which is kind of what I did but didn't realize that wouldn't be written. On that note, if what you don't know but I do (that made sense?) is canon since this is my story, this is a very fluffy Jeliorn chapter... Anyways, B-Byyyyyyeee
~JDroplet