Niall:
N- babe
Y/N- it's 2 am. ARE YOU DYING?
N- no. But I'm bored. Could you call me?
*THE CALL*
N- hey...
Y/N- what?
N- ( chuckles in the background )okay. So do you have a mirror in your.... what are you wearing?
Y/N- pjs...
N- okay so, do you have a mirror in your pajama pants? Because I can see myself in your pants! (Outrageously loud laughing)
*phone hangs up*
Harry:H- hey babe send me a dirty pic and I'll send u one back (;
Y/N-yeah right styles
H- you don't believe me? I'll prove it.
*he send you a picture of himself covered in mud*
Y/N- wow.
Liam:L- cccuuuuuuuuuuupppppkkkkkkkaaaaaakkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeie
Y/N- what?
L- come dance with meh!
Y/N- Liam are you drunk?
L- Ni
Y/N- Ni?
L- like the opisite of yueh
Y/N- I'll be there to pick u up in 10 minutes babe.
Zayn:Z- how old are you?
Y/N- I'm 20, you know that.....
Z- what's your last name?
Y/N- (y/l/n)... zayn are you okay?
Z-What's your favorite color?
Y/N- (y/f/c)....
Z- favorite food.
Y/N- babe you're starting to piss me off >:(
Z- bra size?
Y/N- JESUS CHRIST, ZAYN! I'M A (Y/Bra/size)!!!!
Z- (; see you later at home babe.
( 2 hours later he comes home with 5 bags full of lingerie In your bra size)
Louis:L- babe
Y/N- hey babe
L- *sends picture of a chimpanzee eating an apple*
Y/N- ummm.....