#1 he say/texts something stupid

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Niall:

N- babe

Y/N- it's 2 am. ARE YOU DYING?

N- no. But I'm bored. Could you call me?

*THE CALL*

N- hey...

Y/N- what?

N- ( chuckles in the background )okay. So do you have a mirror in your.... what are you wearing?

Y/N- pjs...

N- okay so, do you have a mirror in your pajama pants? Because I can see myself in your pants! (Outrageously loud laughing)

*phone hangs up*
Harry:

H- hey babe send me a dirty pic and I'll send u one back (;

Y/N-yeah right styles

H- you don't believe me? I'll prove it.

*he send you a picture of himself covered in mud*

Y/N- wow.
Liam:

L- cccuuuuuuuuuuupppppkkkkkkkaaaaaakkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeie

Y/N- what?

L- come dance with meh!

Y/N- Liam are you drunk?

L- Ni

Y/N- Ni?

L- like the opisite of yueh
Y/N- I'll be there to pick u up in 10 minutes babe.
Zayn:

Z- how old are you?

Y/N- I'm 20, you know that.....

Z- what's your last name?

Y/N- (y/l/n)... zayn are you okay?

Z-What's your favorite color?

Y/N- (y/f/c)....

Z- favorite food.

Y/N- babe you're starting to piss me off >:(

Z- bra size?

Y/N- JESUS CHRIST, ZAYN! I'M A (Y/Bra/size)!!!!

Z- (; see you later at home babe.

( 2 hours later he comes home with 5 bags full of lingerie In your bra size)
Louis:

L- babe

Y/N- hey babe

L- *sends picture of a chimpanzee eating an apple*

Y/N- ummm.....

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