Harry:My mom told me not to look at pretty girls because I would turn into a statue. Well, im getting pretty hard right now. (A/N OMG)
Niall: Do you come from Ireland? Because when i see you, my penis is Dublin.
Louis: Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Elvis over there?
Liam: Will you sleep with me tonight? I'm afraid of the dark.
Zayn: Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me.
I got these from: http://www.dirtypickups.com/
Sorry, couldn't think of any. Btw there was one, for girl i just had to mention: "When he asks to get in your pants, say 'sorry, but I already have one asshole in there'" LOL!
