Incoming Call
Hello
It's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd-
OMG you're alive, thank the Lord!
Well, yeah why wouldn't I be?
Umm yesterday?
...
You said you wanted to kill yourself?? I nearly cried??
...
Why are you laughing??
Chill man, I'm good now
You just! Okay whatever
Hey, you wanna hear a pun?
Sure
I love puns, they make me forget.
Forget what?
Nothing, ignore what I said. I didn't want to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Haha
That was so bad
What?? It was amazing. Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off ? He's all RIGHT now.
I really regret agreeing to this
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . It's really hard to put down.
This is actually causing physical pain
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Do you hear that? It's me sobbing because of this torture.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming
...
Hey you laughed!
I heard cock, hahah oh my God my stomach,it hurts.
You are an absolute idiot
Call ended
Ahh she cracks me up
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Author's Note:
I seriously have a love-hate relationship with puns hahah. Also, hope you guys liked the chapter! How are you guys liking the characters :3? Thanks for reading and do leave a comment and vote. 💗
~Aizda 💕
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