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Me: "please come to the bathroom with me"
Friend: "please let me finish my lunch"
Me: " ...but scary things happen in there"
Friend: " like what?!"
Me: "Well... Hermione got attacked by a troll, Ginny opened the Chamber of Secrets, Myrtle was murdered, and Katie was cursed. So... will you go with me now?"
Friend: "No"
Me: " So you want me to die?"
Friend: "Oh, ok, fine. Let's go"





Sound familiar 😂marauder_demigod2597

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