Potterhead : " You know what I think?"
Friend: " Uhh, sure?"
Potterhead : " I think that Dumbledore, Snape, and Voldemort are secretly in muggle commercials"
Friend: " Uhh... Ok...."
Potterhead : " Dumbledore would be in some fancy shampoo commercial, where Snape would be in the one for the really cheap shampoo. Then Voldemort would be in some random toothpaste commercial"
Friend: "ok........."
