Ok, so this isn't actually something a Potterhead would say, but...oh well :)
Person: "I bet I can tell you a Harry Potter fact that you don't know"
Potterhead: " Yeah, sure"
Person: "Voldemort doesn't like toucans"
Potterhead: "um... ok..."
Person: "Do you know why?"
Potterhead: "no"
Person: "Because in the Fruit Loop commercial, the toucan says 'Follow your nose!'"
I think I basically died when someone (victoria-flash thank you😊) told me this.
