The fedora fic (peterick)

The fedora fic

so 1 day peety and patty were going shopping bc som1 brok into ther hous and took all of pattys fedoras tht he luvd uber much. he wuz deprestion 4 weekes. butt den peety wuz lik

" aye mi dood/ bf butt no1 is allowed 2 kno tht u r mi bf, i no want u bi sad no more lettuces bi u more hattys for pattys"

" thy r called FEDORAS!!1!1!1!!" patty yelled and slapped peety

peety gasped

"oh nu bby tht waz nut supose 2 happn. i em vry apologize" patty said caressing peetys now red face

"it is okai. i stil luv u patty" peety said

patty went(z) blush lik a 2maytoe "ily2"

Then they got in the car and patty gave peety the s u c c while peety drove on the way to the mall.

--Time skippy to in fedora shop in mall--

"OOOO PEETY LOK @ THIS 1" patty said while holding up a fedora tht wuz vry glitery " DO U LIK IT" he sayd whilst shoving the hat in peetys face

"i luv it" peety said while patty put it in the cart

patty looked around the store for a few more hours until he gasped when he saw a certain one

"tehehe peety lok" he said while discreetly showing the fedora to peety"

"oh my god patty" he said while grabbing the fedora that was decorated in dildos of all shapes in sizes

"Tehehe lets go buy it" patty said

As they were in line peety got very horny
"Patty" peety whispered "I want you to shove your fedora up my ass hole"

"OKAY bb" patty said

Once they got to the register a man with red hair greated them his name tag said "Gerard"

"Hello" patty said to the man "I want to buy all these hats but first I want to fuck my boyfriend behind the counter with this one" he said

"Okay sure!" Gerard said and moved and let them hop over the counter"

Then Patty and peety hoped behind the counter

"Which dildo do you want up your ass bby" patty said

"Ummmmm" peety though aloud "that one" his eyes lit up as he pointed to the 9inch rainbow dildo

"Ok bb pull down your pants"

As soon as peety pulled down his pants he remembered that he ain't got no lube

"Ugh" he said

"What happened. Do you not want my fedora up your ass hole" patty frowned

"I do but my butthole is very tight and i need lube" peety said

"Oh. Mabye Gerard has lube" Patty said

"Ayo gee yo got any of that good good lubricant shit" patty said

Gerard moaned

"Nope just used that lasted of it" he said as some guy who name tag read "frank" slammed his peeepee into him

"Ugh does anybody have lube!" Peety screamed

"I do!" Another worked who just happened to appear said. His name tag said 'dallon' and he looked like a tree

"Thank you so much kind sir" Patty said

"But I will only give it to you under one condition" dallon the tree said

"Okay" peety said confused

"I get to record the whole thing and me and my boyfriends brendon and Ryan can join in after" dallon said

"Yay" he said and pulled out his iPod 4 next generation passed them the lube and started recording

"Do you want me to prep you baby?" Patty asked

"Ahh yes bby" peety said

Patty didn't even respond when he lubed up 2 fingers and pushed them into peety

"AEKDBRHEKWLWHSJDNDDHKSI" peety said his face cringing from the sudden contact

Party started to thrust his fingers in and out and then started to scissor them

"Oom yes Patty right there" peety said when Patty hit his special spot

Patty pulled his fingers out

"Awww" peety frowned at the loss of contact

"I don't want you cumming just yet hun" Patty said

"Ok" petty said

"Hey Patty I just want you to know that I lo- AHHHHHHH" peety was cut off bc Patty shoved the whole fedora up his ass hole and not just one dildo

"Tehehe" Patty said shoving the fedora in and out of peetys butthole

"Oh yes just like that" dallo said hovering over them

"OH GOD PATTY IM GONNA BLAST" peety said

"Nope" patty said and pulled a cock ring out of no where and put in on him

"Fuck bb" peety said

Patty then grabbed another fedora and shoved that up his butt hole too

"FOOKMIOHYISRIGHTTHEREBBYYESFUCKITUP" Peety screamed

"Jesus Christ can y'all be quiet we're trying to get each other pregnant here" gee said as fronk slammed into him

"Whoops" patty said and continued to shove the fedora up pettys tight butthole "shit" he said

"What happened" Peety said

"I lost the fedora in your butthole" Patty said

"That's okay but can you pls take the cock ring off I am in much pain" Peety said

"I will but you have to spell icup" Patty smirked

"Ugh fine. I-c-u-p" Peety said

"Lol stalker" dallon said

Patty took it off and Peety Ejakulated so hard it landing HIS some strangers mouth who was coming into the store.

"Hahaha yum" the stranger said

"Oh hi Ryan" dallon said "where's brendo?"

"Right herrrrrrr bitchessssss" Brendon screamed

And then dallo weekend, gee way, brendong urine, fronk iero, ryro, Peety and Patty had the butt secks

A/N: this wasn't proofread bc im too fokin lazy. Also I know Pete tops but oh whale.

Peety has a tight butthole