Hetalia One-shots!

Sealand one-shot for nightroseinthedark

I walked calmly to Finland's house. He said that he had a son about my age. I skipped up the walk to the door and rang the doorbell. Sweden answered the door.

"Hey, Swe-den~ Finland invited me over!"

"Fin 'nv'ted ya ov'r? 'll get 'im for ya."

After a few moments Finland came out, and his eyes immediately brightened when he saw me.

"Hana! So nice to see you! Tervetuloa![1]"

"Hiya, Fin! I love being Finnish so much! Kiitos![2]"

"Come in! Peter has been looking foreward to meeting you all day!"

"Peter? Is that your son?"

"Yes. Sve and I adopted him. He represents Sealand."

"Sea-land? Where is that? Is that near Ice-land?"

"No, he's England's little brother. You need to be nice to him, okay?"

"Okay, but where is his country? I've never heard of it."

"Right near England. I have a feeling you'll like him."

We walked in and a boy ran up to us.

"Mama, Papa used 'Dambolis' again!"

"Sweden! I thought I was clear about this 'Dambolis' of yours!"

"Hey, who's she?"

"I'm Hana! Nice ta meetcha!"

"I'm Sealand! The world's smallest nation! I have an area of 200 square meters and a goat! I swab the deck while riding the goat sometimes!"

"Really," I giggled, "A goat? Why not a dog?"

Sealand talked forever, but I didn't mind. He was kinda cute. He led me around, and we played games all day. I had to go home, so I said my goodbyes.

"Näkemiin! I had a lot of fun!"

"Näkemiin! Hana, onko turvallista matkaa kotiin."[3]

"I will, ei hätää!"[4]

*1 week later*

"Hello people of Burrillville! I now claim this Building as Sealandian territory!"

"What's a Sealandian?"

"Territory of Sealand. Remain calm, and go on with your normal lives. The only difference to your day will be the Sealandic flag in the halls of this building!"

"Sealand! you can't just take over my school and claim it to be Sealandian territory! That's not right! What would your parents say? Did you even think of that?"

"No law says I can't!"

"I say you can't! Go away!"

"I thought we were friends..."

"We are. I need to learn and go places. I can't do that if you take over the school."

"I know! I'll take the whole town instead!"

"That's not what I meant!"

*Day 5 of Sealand's of rule over Burrillville*

Everything's pretty much the same as before, but we can't leave town and no one can get in. I'm really lonely without my family. That was the bad part about being an exchange student. I never knew the American government cared so little. Just because you can't find Sealand on a map doesn't mean that it's not a threat! Seriously people! When did Sealand decide he wanted to take over Burrillville anyway? How did he decide? It was just a small town in Rhode Island. What was the point? I sighed, only to get a text. I looked at it.

Hey! Pasta party at 8 on Friday!

Delightful... I can't even leave town! How was I supposed to go to the party? Maybe Sealand could make an exception, only this once. I called him.

"Hey, Sealand? Could you let me out of town on Friday?"

"Why?"

"Italy. Pasta. Party. Friday. PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

"On one condition."

"And that is?"

"You go with me!"

"With you?"

"Yeah, like friends! Italy will love to have me over!"

"You didn't get an invite? He sent one to every nation, like he always does..."

"But, you see, I'm not a nation! I'm a Micronation!"

"Did you just call yourself short?"

"No. And I am not short!"

"Whatever you say."

*At the Pasta Party*

"Hana! So nice to see ya!" Italy shouted the moment I walked in.

"Hiya, Italy! So glad to be here!"

I went throught the party as any other would. I had lots of fun, and way too much sugar. When kareoke came around I had to do something. I chose to sing "The Crow, the Owl, and the Dove" by Nightwish with Finland. It was from our home, and it was so pretty! I also sang "Taikatalvi" by Nightwish. The title meant "The magic of winter" or even just "winter magic" but I didn't care who couldn't understand, I was having fun! When it was time to go home, I was too tired to walk. Heh, Prussia, Germany, Denmark, and England were passed out on the living room floor. I didn't think they would drink wine, let alone get drunk enough off it to pass out on the floor. I pulled out my camera, this was going on Facebook! I was definately holding this over Denmark and Prussia. Given, Denmark's got to be at least thirty centimeters taller than me. Who knows about Prussia. So I could only figuritavely hold this over their heads. Finland and Sweden took me home and then took Sealand back to their house. I passed out the moment my head hit the pillow.

When I woke up the sun was shining brightly. I looked through the window cheerfully. How could the sun shine so much when we were trapped here? Did the rest of the world care? Probably not... It was only Sealand. You can't even find it on a map. It's fine! Stupid Americans, not all but some. CARE GOD DAMMIT!

*About a month later*

We were freed from Sealand just as abruptly as we were taken over. That was it. It was over. Sealand and I hung out all the time, and when some mishap made him grow up, I was happy. We started dating when I was about 14. Of course he was phisically about 15. We got an Ozelot and named him Rick. I returned to Finland and saw him every day. Yeah... it was nice.

A/N: nightroseinthedark, I hope this is acceptable. Hana loves you!

[1] Welcome!

[2] Thank you!

[3] Goodbye! Hana, have a safe trip home.

[4] I will, don't worry!