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Appologies and Spiders

" Mr. Wilson, it is that you claim that Spider-Man is indeed in this room correct?" Fury asks in that professional interrogation manner that makes you want to shove a hammer up the persons nose out of your frustration when they seem to try and twist your words to their advantage.

" It seems so." Wade says in a snappy manner, his attitude displaying his annoyance.

" Can you tell me how you can prove his presence is indeed existent and not just one of your hoaxes or.... One of the issues."

" You sure as hell know that nothing I've ever brought up about Peter has been a hoax." Wade snaps, his chair scrapping against the floor as he pushes back, ready to stand up and defend himself.

Fury regards Deadpool for a moment before continuing his slow pace across from him. " If you are correct you do understand we can not guarantee anything can be done. Before we move on to any such details I want to know. How can you prove Parker is here?" Fury asks as he looks strait at Deadpool.

" I don't know! I hardly was able to convince myself that he was there. I'm still not even one hundred percent sure He's really there." Wade snaps as he gestures to where Peter stands.

Peter looks at his partner, clear hurt in his eyes as he watches the Merc. " I thought you said you believed I'm here."

" Pete you know I do. I just can't help but doubt my self for the fact things like this have happened before." Wade says. He desires to look at the table rather then his boyfriend. Or his Ex, or whatever you'd calm a possibly undead mate who may or may not be only of his mind.

Fury watches from his point. His expression unreadable as he takes in the situation.

" Peter you need to help me. If you're really there just help me prove you are."

" How am I supposed to do that?" Peter responds hotly.

( Not in the normal, welcome hotly either. )

[ Oh would you must shut up. He was able to-]

" I can think without your input Yellow. Would you just fuck off for a moment please. "

( Why's everyone so pissy this morning? )

[ It must just be one of those bloody weeks.]

Wade scowls at his boxes before looking back up to Peter who stands  a few feet away.

( He's so far away.)

[ Should keep it that way. All he is is trouble.]

( Well all you are is a dick.)

" Do something like you where trying to avoid while walking down the street." Wade says.

" You want me to accidentally shove him into a wall?"

" I Was thinking more along the lines of touching and nudging, but sure if you'd like. Im not objecting to the idea. "

" I'm not going to shove him into a wall. I'm not like that. " Peter says defensively.

" Pretty sure you really are sometimes though. Just saying. Whether it's another universe or not." Wade responds. " Like that one you sent squid dude through a wall for just looking at you cross eyed."

" He was threatening me!" Peter defends.

" He was about to say sorry. He was in counseling for Pete's sake. You're very unpredictable when it comes to your response to apologies." Wade responds in exasperation.

" What are you talking about? He threatened to kill aunt May when she was still alive. And he was not in counseling he was being dragged off by guards because he was trying to attack me. He was not apologizing for anything."

" What? No I'm talking about the literally Squid guy. The animal activist one. " Wade says as he realizes the misunderstanding.

" Well if you'd ever call Doc Oc by his actual name then I wouldn't get these people mixed up." Peter defends.

" Okay I'll take that call. But what was I talking about before you changed the subject?" Wade asks as he crosses his legs.

" I changed the subject? You're the one who said I over react when people apologize!" Peter complains as he stiffens ever so slightly. Wade raises his hands before calling them to feather quickly as he remembers what he was talking about. Peter jump at the loud snap.

Mean while Fury watches Deadpool completely unimpressed as the man continues to speak to himself.

" Just touch something. Move something or whatever." Wade says trying to shoo Peter off with his hands to do something to prove his existence.

Peter gives him an Unconfident look before he walks over to Fury.