Chapter 8

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"Come on guys! Get back here!" Preston complained. "No way!" I laughed and skated away. I felt someone grab me. I squealed and teleported over to the boys. They froze. Oh crap. I forgot Security doesn't know I'm bionic.

"Kat. What happened?" Paul asked. My mind went fuzzy. Uh oh.

The ground started shaking really hard. Ah. The earthquaking glitch! "Bionics happened. When i was 5." I shrugged after the glitch passed.

"What are bionics? Am i going to have to hide you from the government?" Paul groaned. "Nope! President Obama approves in the States!" I grinned. "Anyways, bionics are special abilities installed on a chip that was implanted into my neck when i was 5. I have so many, we would be here for about 30 minutes if i were to show you all of them. I was incredibly unstable when it was first implanted, but now I'm stable." I explained. "Security just got an upgrade!" He grinned.

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After the concert was over, we had to go do a meeting with Simon about their next music video. I wasn't allowed in for some reason. Boo.

Anways, i lounged on the couch and played with Daisy. I tossed her rope bone across the room. She snatched it and raced back. We played tug-o-war for a little bit. I stood to my full height, while still holding the rope bone. She was still clinging to it. I started laughing.

My puppy is so cute.

Suddenly the door slammed open and Zayn walked in. Daisy lost her grip on the tugga bone and fell to the ground with a dramatic yip. "Guess what part i have to play." Zayn grumbled. "What?" I asked. "I have to be the woman!" He pouted. I laughed. "Do you know how embarrassing this is going to be?" He asked. "Well yeah. But i think i have something that can help." I smiled. "What exactly do you have in mind?"

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"This is a good idea!" Zayn smiled. "I told you!" I laughed. We were currently being made identical. See, my idea was that i can use my vocal manipulation to be another Zayn, that way, i can play the woman instead of him. Of course Liam would never approve, so that's why Lou put them in charge of Lux.

I crinkled my nose as they airbrushed Zayn colored foundation on the visible parts of my body. I was already in a blue shirt, black skirt, and ridiculously high heels. They put the dark brown wig of hair on my head and messed it around. "Okay! You're good to go!" Lou smiled. I stood up and we shot more behind the scenes footage. "You see, Zayn was worried that the boys would tease him about him having to play the assistant. So, since i can do a very good Zayn imitation, i stepped in to play the office assistant!" I grinned at the camera.

"Zayn! Come on!" The producer called. "I can't walk like a lady man!" I said in Zayn voice. Then i tried to actually walk like a lady in these dumb heels.

They started up the intro and down it was my part. "One Direction are here to see you." I said in the voice Zayn practiced earlier. "Who?" Niall asked in a deep voice. "One Direction? Their making their new movie? Shall i send them in?" I asked. "Sure! I love new movies!" Louis said obnoxiously loud.

We had to run through the parts of all the parts the boys played and nobody suspected a thing. Then, i tripped on these big arse heels. I fell in a heap and yelped. "Wait. That wasn't a Zayn yelp! That was a Kat yelp!" Liam bent down to me.

"Kat?" He asked. "No. It's Zen." I said in Zayn's voice. "Really Kat? Now where's Zayn?" Harry asked.

"Hey Kat i got the Starbucks you wanted!" Zayn came back barefoot.

"Wait a second. Kat, you were going to play the woman while Zayn pretended to be the woman too?" Liam asked. I started speaking in some weird language that i don't even know. But i speak 37 different languages.

"Wait. I speak arabic! She said and i quote: "Yes you dumb headed boy!"." Zayn told Liam. "She did?" He gasped. "I did?" I asked.

"I'm so confused!" Niall yelled. "I speak 37 different languages, some of them i don't even know. It's all part of my bionic chip." I told him. "Oh. I get it!" He smiled. "Alright. Let's get on with the music video. Kat, you go write what you want for christmas." Liam told us. "What's Christmas?" I asked. Yeah, at the orphanage, we had all kinds of different cultures there, so we never celebrated any holidays.

I looked it up on my internal dictionary.

I'm not going to repeat what it said, because it was the whole Wikipedia definition.

But basically, It's a holiday you celebrate the birth of Jesus. It is celebrated on December 25.

"Liam. Why are you having me write my Christmas list in the middle of June?" I asked. "I like to get my shopping done early." He smiled. "Alright. I'll go write my list.." I stared at him and left.

I'm so looking forward to Christmas even if it is 6 months away!

A/N: Odd chapter... I know. It was meant to be christmas inspired! I really need to find some time to work on this story!! But i love you guys and i will see you in the next update!!

-AC🐴

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