Chapter one: Finding The One

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Gabbie's POV:
On dating apps, I don't say that I'm a YouTuber because I want to start new and fresh with a date. Adding on to that, I usually put that I work in a social media field, which isn't a lie. If they ask me further, I say that I'm a social media marketer so it all works out. I've been playing on my dating apps recently as more of a game than being serious. If I do get serious, it'll either end up as a psychopath, fuck boy, or someone who I'm not interested in. Or the worst, a fan of mine. Don't be against me, let me explain. Like I'm flattered and all, but we aren't on the same page. They're always loving me as a famous figure instead of a fucking human being and in my opinion, it's unfair. I always think the guy is the one but there's always a catch. It's like God is against me every single time, like he's controlling them like puppets. Like God, please pair me with Shawn Mendes or someone like him, that'll be PERFECT. But today, I have hope and was pickier than other days. Actually... I have hope everyday because anyone can do, my expectations are pretty low at this point... even a guy with one arm and one leg, we can work something out... I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE IN A FUCKING HOLE!! But that's not the point, I was being strict picking my guys today on looks and personality. I was binge watching Friends while swiping on Bumble, my favorite app atm. As my bio on my profile, I keep it cool, collected, and witty: "25 years old; I enjoy long walks on the beach... except I hate walking, and the sand fucks up my tires." I swipe through many desperate guys who are as desperate as a dying plant needing water.
Carl Lohans - um he had a wife... Probably needs a girlfriend to get over it and I'm not the girl to provide that -left

David Dobrik - wait david's on here?! Doesn't he have a girlfriend, Liza?(found out the next day it was a prank on his vlog lol) - left

Lucas Kaney- Ooh he's HOT! Wait... he's fucking 50 years old?! That's DOUBLE MY AGE! Umm no - left

Bob Bobana- This is a CRAZY name. Who's parents would name their child this? Hold on, it's probably a kid catfishing! - left

Shane Dawson- He looks pretty handsome and fun at the same time. I can tell that he has a fat inner soul like me by his bio. Omg is he the one, my Prince Charming, my Shawn Mendes?! Is there a catch? Oh please God, let him be the one!! Also, his profile picture though... he's has a puppy! Yup he's a keeper! - swipe right

As soon as I swiped right, I see something pop up unexpectedly... YOU'RE A MATCH! This means he's interested in me too! I read more about him on Bumble getting more curious every second. I had my hopes up while I kept reading about this guy. He's also working in the social media platform... could he be a YouTuber? I tap the chat icon to start texting with him. Hmm... something cute and clever but not too much that it'll scare him off. Ok, let's start with a simple "Hi" and progress from there.

Author's Note: I hope you like this fan fiction so far. It is my first one so it might not be perfect. If you have any opinions that you want to share, make sure to comment! Thanks for reading!

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