INTRODUCTION
Gabbie's POV:
I'm trying to find a guy to date. Haven't found the perfect one, of course, since I'm still single as fuck. But I wanna find my Prince Charming or find a crazy psycho dude for my story-times on my YouTube channel (@thegabbieshow). My crazy dates and uber rides (but now I take Lyft cuz uber sucks) never fail to provide stories every week from my hysterical life. Also, remind me to never show you the apps on my phone because they are all sad. Oh whatever, I'll tell you cuz what else have I not shared from my life?! First of all, I have all my social media apps since I'm a YouTuber and I gotta spread myself to the world on all platforms. Also, I have SO many dating apps, yeah I know, it's kinda sad, but ain't nobody wanna die alone! So I have tinder, bumble, and so many that you haven't even heard of... I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE AS I SAID! What's even more sad is that BUMBLE sent me a package in the mail last time... oh what would I do without Bumble lol.
Shane's POV:
HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS?! Wait... I'm not doing a youtube video... haha I'm just way too use to saying that since I say it EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK. My life is like a sad donut sitting alongside the road covered in dirt, growing with mold, with hairs all over it... way too descriptive? Umm sorry not sorry bitch! I just need that one fat person who got laid off and is now unemployed to pick me up, regardless of the hairs and mold, and just eat me like how I would eat an some of those cinnamon stix you get from dominos... ooh the crunch, ooh the perfect sweetness, ooh how it melts in your mouth.... I'm getting way off topic. The point is that I want someone to love me cuz I'm LITERALLY a piece of trash! I broke up with my forever to be soul mate, Lisa, but we are still best friends! I just don't want that type of relationship, you know what I mean? So I've been searching everywhere for a girlfriend or a boyfriend to call me boo or honey, ew actually no, more like piece of trash and gum that's under the desk, I'm jk-ing. I have so many dating apps... you can't even imagine how much storage it takes up on my phone omg! I know, I have a sad and lonely life, so that's why I got a DOG! His name is Uno and I swear he loves me but on camera all he does is shun me... like BITCH MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Well, Uno and I will keep searching for a perfect woman or man, actually imperfect cuz I LOVE FLAWS, it's one of my fetishes...
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The Imperfect Perfections
FanficGabbie and Shane fall madly in love after finding each other on Bumble. Read their adventures as Shabbie.
