Lots Of Ways To Annoy People

How to Annoy people in a Shopping Centre

1. Walk around the shopping centre with hippy clothes on, asking people would they like to try your new perfume/cologne and that the name is called 'Wet Dog'

2. Have a buggy with a baby doll in it and go around asking people to mind your baby while you go and pee/have a chat/go on a date etc. When they look at you funny and tell you it's a doll, tell them it really is a baby, put it was so ugly when they were born, that you had plastic surgery done on them.

3. Go into the bra and underwear section and start trying on bras and pants over your clothes. But don't buy any of them.

4. Go into the food court and just take all of the free samples.

5. Walk into a euro shop and sit in the corner with your arms wrapped around your legs and have a demented smile on your face. When security eventually come and try to take you away, yell at them that your boyfriend/girlfriend the unicorn is going to eat them all.

6. Go into tesco and fill up your trolley then bring it to the checkout and after they tell you the price of it all tell them that you have no money and leave the cart right there then walk out.