The Life And Death Of Steve 1

CHAPTER 2: GOING TO SCHOOL

Steve began school in high school he missed primary and secondary for his condition. He would never have gone to school if it wasn't for a school monsters!! He began in September he met 3 very nice people- 2 boys 1 girl- there names were Shanks, Dildo and Carol. They were all very weird but not as weird as Steve. They were also monsters. Shanks was a Scarecrow, Dildo was obviously a dildo and Carol was a Witch. Even though they may not sound scary trust me they were. Shanks always got his straw taken out of him. But what people didn't know was taking his straw out of him felt like someone was cutting into him like me or you. Dildo has never been used only once he was close to a girl but that was only Carol. She was the nicest witch you will have the honor to meet.