Undyne.... again

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Aphmau
I look up,
"I ALWAYS THOUGHT HUMANS WERE COOL! LOST PRINCESSES AND SWORDS TEM TIMES THERE SIZE! BUT SEEING YOU TWO SHOWED ME HOW KUCH OF A WIMP YOU ARE!" I look up... what is she a fish?
"I WILL KILL YOU THAN BRING YOUR SOUL TO ASGORE! HE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND BRAKE TE BARRIER! But now I have to tell you a story on how it-"
"Are you a fish?" I ask,
"What?" She asks,
"I said are you a fish? You look like a human fish with a ponytail." I say, Adam laughs quietly beside me.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW IT! WHATS THE POINT OF TELLING YOU A STORY WHEN YOUR GONNA DIE!?!" She yells,
"Sorry if I triggered you. But you should probably... CLAM down!" I start laughing, Adam rolls his eyes.
"HERE I COME!" She jumps down spear first. She starts yelling a tune.
"BA BUM DA BUM DA BA!"
"Why are you singing that?" Adam asks,
"Yea WHALE you stop. If you keep singing it's gonna KRILL me! HAHAH! I'm just joking your a wonderful singer!" We blink into a fight. Adam reaches into his pocket,
"Don't you freaking dare!" I yell,
"Sorry sorry! Accident I swear!" I didn't believe him as much as I wanted to. She swipes her spear over our souls.
"Adam I can't move!" I yell,
"HAHAHA! AS LONG AS YOUR GREEN YOU CANT ESCAPE!" She yells,
"Duly noted." I mumble, Adam nods. She takes a spear and snaps it in half and throws the both me a half.
"YOU SHOULD FACE DANGER HEAD ON!" She yells, three spears come my way. I blocked two but one hit me.  It was Adams turn after hers. I just check her,
"when I said face danger head on. I MEANT FACE THE BULLETS." Adam smirks, he blocks two and lets one hit him.
"I GAVE YOU A SPEAR FOR A REASON! BLOCK THE SPEARS!" She yells, my turn. Three more come to me, to blocked, one hit me.
"YOU KNOW WHAT! I THOUGHT IF I FOUGHT YOU LIKE THIS! IT WOULD SHOW JUST HOW STRONG US MONSTERS REALLY ARE! BUT NOW? I DONT CARE! IM NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER! Unless you kindergarten teacher. DOES THIS!" Adam has his knife in one hand and the spear in the other as he blocks every single  spear. She gets angry, he just spares. Then it's my turn to block. I block some spears a couple hit me. Then she swipes her spear over my soul turning it back to red. I look to the left and quickly duck as a giant spear comes. As long as your green you can't escape. I look at Adam then yell.
"SCATTER!" We run thru the door way then keep running. She eventually catches up, we blink into the fight again. She turns us green,
"COME BACK HERE!" She yells,
"That makes no sense since you caught us yet.. you still yell. Come.... back here." Adam says, she ignores him. It's her turn,
"wait WHAT?!?" He yells,
"I guess that was your turn." I say, he blocks some spears. Not one hits him.
"Not fair! You have to weapons to block with!" I complain, he laughs. I just spare,
"OW OW OW!" I cry, the yellow ones apparently go back ward.
"Well for my turn I'm gonna heal ya." He gives me a Cinnabon.
"You didn't eat it?"
"Nope."
I eat it as he blocks some spears. Then gets turned red. He pulls my arm as we run.
"Your lucky I run every day." He says,
Adam
How did he know that?
Aphmau
"Well your eight right now and you were as fit as wearing yoga pants in the 1700's!" I tease,
"Got me there." He laughs, she catches up again and we get back into the fight. She turns us green.
"GET BACK HERE!" She yells,
"WHY- I'm not even gonna argue at this point." Adam complains,
I block some spears. I get the swing of things for the backwards ones.
"NGGGAAAA! JUST DIE ALREADY!" She yells,
"Don't be crabby about it!" I yell, she looks so angry. I pay Adams shoulder,
"Good luck."
But not to my surprise, he blocks all of them. She turns us red,
"That was fast..." I claim,
"Got that right! Let's get out of here." We run infront of a sign that says. 'Welcome to hotland'. But I get a call,
"WAIT STOP HOLD ON!" I yell, Adam and undyne stop.
"HELLO HUMAN! THE GRRRRREAT PAPYRUS SPEAKING! I WAS THINKING! WE SHOUKD GET TOGETHER WITH UNDYNE! IM ACTUALLY SHOPPING FOR FOOD RIGHT NOW! DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES FISHSTICKS." I laugh and hang up,
"Okay continue." I give a thumbs up and we run again. We finally cross from purple ground to orange. I see sans sleeping in a booth. Undyne gets angry at him and then keeps running. We cross a bridge and See her limply walk over.
"Armor! Too! Hot! Must! Keep! Going!" She walks two steps and collapses.
"Welcome to long john silvers would you like an order of undyne?" Adam asks I punch him in the gut.
"OUCH! What was that for?"
"I just felt like punching you but couldn't find a reason. Now I did!" I walk to the cooler and get some cold water. I walk to undyne and pour the water on her head. She stands up. And walks off.
"Alright let's go." Adam says,
"Nah I got a call from papyrus saying he wants to meet me somewhere! It's not to far!" He nods and we walk back into waterfall.

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