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Carlos

"Dean!" Sam and Cas shouted in unison.
"You fools!" Cecil said, "I told you not to acknowledge the dog park!" Cas grabbed Cecil by his collar.
"Where did he go?!" He shouted. Cecil put his hands up in defense.
"I don't know. I simply tried to warn you." He said. Cas dropped him.
"We have to find Dean."
"I smote the shadowy figure but I did not smite Dean. He is alive. But lost... You, odd man."
"Cecil."
"Cecil. List possible areas Dean could be. Strange places that are normally for captives, perhaps."

"Hm, well, there is the cave..but the Secret police would apprehend you if you tried to brake someone out. Besides, who would want to leave? They have HBO." Cecil said.
"Hey, what about that Carlos guy that you mentioned? Can we talk to him?" Sam asked. Cecil's eyes lit up.
"If course! We'll go right away!!!" Cecil started walking immediately.
"Woah- hey wait, wait wait!" Sam called after him and followed. Cas followed as well.

"I've been looking for an excuse to see that perfect man. Thank you for providing it for me." Cecil looked giddy. Sam and Cas exchanged glances.
"Carlos really is perfect. He has no flaws! But, his hair was.." Cecil looked like he would cry and murder someone at the same time. "C-...cut... By a barber. A traitorous barber who was soon punished. He went mad and tried to start giving cacti haircuts."

"Huh." Sam said. Cas walked a little slower and stared at Sam. Sam got the message and hung back with Cas.
"That noise the figure was making. It was a language." Cas said.
"What, like Angel radio?" Sam questioned.
"Similar but not exactly. I don't know what race uses it but I can mostly understand it." Cas said, "I've never heard anything like it before. I have no idea why I can understand it."
"Well, what did it say?" Sam asked. Cas took a deep breath.
"It said.. 'Wind and rain, sun and shade. God and Angels, goodness verse evil. Fools and jesters, kings and peasants. You ignorant mortals and your selfish ways. Heed this day and remember your sin. Blood, ice, leaves, fruit, rocks, moon, flame, death.' Then he just repeated the word 'mortals.' That's when I smote him" He said.
"And...what does that mean?" Sam asked.
"I'm not sure." Cas said.

Cecil stopped walking.
"What are you talking about?" He asked without turning around.
"Um, how to find my brother. Yeah."  Sam said.
"Really?....fine then. Hurry up." Cecil looked anxious. Sam and Cas hurried and caught up with him.

They arrived at a small house soon and Cecil knocked on the door. A tall man with admittedly nice hair opened the door. He adjusted his glasses and smiled.
"Cecil!"
"Carlos!"
"How have you been, my friend?"
"Wonderful now that I'm in your presence."
"Oh, you flatter me- oh, who are these two?" Carlos asked.
"The tall one is Sam and the other is Castiel."
"Welcome! What do you two need?"
"Well, my brother disappeared." Sam said.
"Oh, well... I'm afraid that's common in this town."

"So, do you know how to find them?"
"No, I'm sorry, but I can try." Carlos said.
"Thank you, we need all the help we can get." Cas said. Carlos nodded.
"Come in, come in." Carlos stepped aside and the three boys went in. The place was a disaster. Creatures and ooze everywhere. Broken bottles and cages and a smell lingered that no human nose should ever have to smell.

"Sorry about the mess. Come downstairs." Carlos said and trotted down the stairs. The boys followed. The basement was a spotless, and smelled like daisies.