Why Me?

TWO

What was only three hours seemed like forever.

I sat waiting for the judge to be done with his case with Bill and the other cop who was named Larry.

Hurry up! I thought sadly.

As they finished in the court I snuck a peek at the judge.

A wave of relief flowed by as I saw the judge was Splendid.

Splendid had a major crush on me so I'll just make a cute face and he won't hurt me.

Of course, he loves law a little more than me.

I felt my phone buzz so I checked who it was.

'Flippy I heard u were in jail! Is this true? Love Flakey'

I answered with a yes and put my phone away.

I let out a sigh of relief and smiled.

"OW!!"

Bill had squeezed the arm he was holding it was getting tighter.

"What the hell man?!?" I scream to him.

He looked at me like he was my mother and I was in trouble.

"I know that you have a crush on the judge so-"

"I DO NOT!!! I have a girlfriend you idiot!" I screamed at Bill.

I was just about to punch him but the bodyguard came out to get me.

As the bodyguard lead me in the courtroom I took a glance at the jury.

Cuddles, Mole, Lumpy and
Petunia were sitting in the seats.

Splendid told everyone to take a seat and I sat.

At that moment I realized I don't have a lawyer.

Shit what am I going to do now??? I thought in terror.

Suddenly the door opened to see...

FLAKEY?!?

She stood in the doorway smiling at me.

She wore that sexy tux that I got her when she told me she got the job as a lawyer!!!

Holy hell! Thank the lord!!!

Splendid sat and just looked at me.

"What's she doing here?!?" He asked me with sadness clear in his eyes.

He was sad because that right there was proof I wasn't available for him.

"I, your honour, am his lawyer." Said Flakey with confidence in her voice.

She sat beside me and I gave her a little peck on the cheek.

"*sigh* Lets get on with the case." Said Splendid.