Why Me?

SEVEN

I was driving with Cuddles in my car and telling him the whole story.

"Dude if she's preggers then that means your a father!!!" He exclaimed.

"No fucking derp idiot!" I yelled.

He backed off because he's kinda scared of me.

Which reminds me...

"Hey did you know that I remembered killing Nutty?" I told him.

"Holy shit!!! That was you?!?"

Thanks bruh. I said in my head.

I stopped at his house and I let him out.

"Oh and dude," he said. "Giggles survived."

I smiled and went home.

*****time skip*****

I walked through the door and Flakey ran up to me and squeezed me tight.

"Baby look!" She seemed excited about something.

"Hon, Sniffles said he'd help with the baby!" Flakey pointed to a note that said: Friday at noon sharp

As any loving boyfriend would do I got mad.

"I don't want that lowlife poking around in your junk!" I said to her sorta softly.

"No sweetie, he doesn't deliver the baby! The doctor does!" She said softer than me.

"Ok then I guess that's fine." I replied.

But I didn't even know we were having this baby! I thought but didn't say.

Then I realized. Flakey must weigh 1000lbs!!!

"Oh boy." I say with a loud sigh.