"DIE TIGER!!!" I screamed as I stabbed Nutty another dozen times in the chest.
"Flippy! Stop please! Please Flippy!" Yelled Flakey.
She pulled me away and into her arms. I couldn't help it. I leaned in and kissed her.
At first she struggled but then she let me carry on.
Suddenly I snapped. I was normal again!
How did I remember killing Nutty? I never remember killing anyone! I thought with confusion.
"Flakey... I-I'm so sorry... I didn't-didn't mean to..." I stuttered through tears.
"It's OK Flippy. It's alright." She whispered in my ear.
I cruddled (cry/cuddle) in her arms until there was a knock at the door.
Way to ruin a perfect moment bro... Fuck. I'm still naked.
I got dressed and I opened the door.
At the door was Handy with Petunia.
They let themselves in and sat on the couch.
I was happy they didn't see Nutty.
I sat beside Handy and he smiled too big for comfort.
"Guys! Guess what?!?" He said with pride in his voice.
Petunia budged in with, " I'M PREGNANT!!!"
Awwww I can't wait till that's me and Flakey! I thought with a tear in my eye.
I wiped it away and Flakey stood up and hugged her friends.
"Hey! Do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet?" I asked them.
"Ya! It's a little boy!!!" They reply at the same time.
"When can we expect you little bundle of joy?" Asked Handy nudging my arm.
Flakey looked at me and I looked at her.
I said: "I dunno maybe-"
She said: "Next month!"
Shit...
That was the last thing I thought of before I fainted.
Yep folks you heard correctly! FLAKEY IS PREGNANT!!!!!
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Why Me?
FanfictionFlippy has a good life... Until a baby comes around. And someone threatens him. And until that same someone steals Flakey and their daughter, Grace. How far will Flippy go to have his messed up life back?
