No razors, they’ll pain me
Rivers, cold and damp
Acids will stain me
And drugs cause a cramp
Guns are not lawful
Starvations to slow
Trains and cars are good ones
But there a common way to go
Nooses work
But they can still give
And if gas isn’t used right
I’ll probably live
Poisons taste nasty
But jumping is too quick
I guess one more spoon of cough syrup
Should do just the trick
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this was inspired by a poem by Dorothy Parker called "resume"
