Twat#2

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That's me, DORI.

I rethink my life every day.

Cry at burning ships but laughs at dying people.

99.999999999% chance I'll cry if chicken is dropped.

Forgot that Christmas was happening and thought New Year was on a different day.

Oh yeah, and I speak for the fricking road-pigeons of London, those pigeons that be getting all the bird hoes.

My amazing quotes:

you know when you go to the shop and drop the coins, people stare at you and you try to pick up the coins but they aren't agreeing, the cashier starts crying, you start crying and slowly descend into hell...(credit to original owners)

Oh my shit

Weave a story

Anonymous: Who said to shove things up your ass?

Me: The Egyptians.

*90% disapproving looks*

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