Alien: Did u see our supply?
DORI: Who?
Alien: Our Science supply? Matthew the Obese Panda of Nigeria took a video.
DORI: I'm confused. What is he fat?
Alien: HE'S NOT FAT... HE'S FIT.
DORI: Stooop fucking yelling...Anyways...
Alien: Did u see his thighs?
DORI: What?
Alien: His thighs were so muscular. When he was walking away we took a video.
DORI: Okaaayyyy....
Alien: And his butt...
DORI: What about it?
Alien: His butt looked like a B-cup...
DORI: wtf
Alien: Or a C-cup...
DORI: Ummm...
Alien: And his d-
THAT'S IT GUYS
PART 2 IS COMING
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Humoryou know when you go to the shop and drop the coins, people stare at you and you try to pick up the coins but they aren't agreeing, the cashier starts crying, you start crying and slowly descend into hell...(copyright 2k16) And others . . . Enjoy...
