Jujube finished up the savoury-sweet donut and happily walked into his house. His wife, Lillipap was already home and was serving dinner to their five kids. It was burrito night. His five kids were named Sir StormLemon, Lady FruitSpoon, Louis PootyPants, Duncan CornyCorn and Nancy. They all devoured their seventeen burritos like rabid dogs and jujube thought to himself, I am a great parent! Smiling proudly at the children, mouths foaming and feasting on raw beef, sour cream, old lettuce and stale cheese all wrapped up in an expired pita wrap. He walked to his wife.
"Hey, honeypie. How was work?" He asked. Lillipap worked at an office and did a lot of boring and unhelpful things like advertising renovation homes and selling land. He asked her everyday how her work was and everyday she explained every single detail.
"Oh the usual. I got to make a fancy poster for a nice couple who are selling their home and blah blah blah..." She blabbered. Jujube zoned out and may have drooled a little. Then as he gazed at the table behind her, he realized that the glass of orange juice he left on the table this morning was seven inches from the original spot.
"Hey! YOU TOUCHED MY DRINK!!!!!!" He roared. Lillipap stumbled back, surprised by his outburst.
"What? No I didn't" she replied.
"LIAR! You were going to drink my drink! That is a move of pure evil!" Jujube fumed.
Lillipap opened her mouth to speak but jujube picked up her round and rollable body and tossed her like a bowling ball. She mooed and spun around. Jujube watched as she continued to spin. As she spun like a spin top, she drifted toward the fridge. When she rammed into the fridge, a random melon fell off the top of the fridge and fell straight down onto her horn.
"Noooooooo!" She said. Without a horn, a unicorn was no longer a unicorn and was just a horse. A very fat, pink and cotton candy-scented horse. His children had not noticed and we're still consuming the burritos like there was no tomorrow.
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The brawl of the cotton-candy-scented unicorns
Fiction HistoriqueDo you like battles? Do you like epicness? Do you like the smell of cotton candy? Then this is the story for you! An epic battle between two fellow unicorns in the land of Poots-&-Toots. The battle has started over a drastic mistake caused by one of...
