"Oh no! Oh no!" He panicked. Lillipap wasn't moving. Her horn was crushed and melon was laying all over the floor.
"Oh no! I killed my wife! Wait...no..That melon killed my wife!" He screamed. Jujube ran to the phone and called his one and only friend, Steve. Steve answered after two rings.
"Steve. You have to help me. A melon killed my wife!" He explained. Steve gasped.
"Oh no! Them melons are pure evil! You have to hide the body!" Steve said.
"Oh no! Where do you wanna hide the body?" He asked, scared.
Steve laughed through the phone.
"Bring her here. 11:30pm on the dot. I have somewhere...great...for her." Steve said in a wicked, mysterious voice. Then burst into a haunting evil laugh, cackling into the phone.
"Why are you laughing? My wife is dead!" Jujube asked. Steve stopped.
"Oh...I just thought of a joke someone told me today.." Steve replied in an uncertain voice.
"Really? Everyone says that..... What's the joke?" Jujube questioned.
"Oh, man! You're gonna die! It's so funny! Ok, ok! When my friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to be more stern....and I had to put my foot down!" Steve said.
"Oh,oh! I get it! Because flamingos stand on one leg and when you're being stern you 'put your foot down'. That's funny." Jujube laughed. Steve and Jujube talked for hours.
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The brawl of the cotton-candy-scented unicorns
Ficción históricaDo you like battles? Do you like epicness? Do you like the smell of cotton candy? Then this is the story for you! An epic battle between two fellow unicorns in the land of Poots-&-Toots. The battle has started over a drastic mistake caused by one of...
