Texting Ninja

Phone contacts

    All the ninja's (including the twins, Morro and some friends) contacts on their phones. 🚫Warning: this chapter includes humour and very offensive nicknames (in Kai and Morro's place) this is not for the faint of heart. 🚫 TheWriterTwinsTakeNoResponsibilityForAnyHeartAttacksCausedByExtremeShockOrTooMuchLaughter.IfYouFindThatYouCanNotStopLaughing,PleaseSeeYourLocalDoctorAndIfItDoesn'tWorkThen OUR JOB IS DONE.

    Let's start of with Kai. He doesn't really mind being rude too much, or a lot (does include swearing but to keep it PG we have blurred out any bad words. Kai is kinda a potty mouth though.)

    Himself: Smokin'Hawt (of course)

    Nya: Lil' sis (he doesn't think badly of her)

    Lloyd: Destiny stealer (still kinda angry about that)

    Jay: F****** Sister stealer (see, potty mouth)

    Cole: Emo ghost (doesn't care about their feelings, does he?)

    Zane: Weirdo roboto (this one's pretty cool actually, get it, get it?)

    Gabi: F*** the DEVIL (they really hate each other)

    Nati: My Sweets (what a cute nickname he gave her)

    Garmy: B****** (now that's not very nice)

    Misako: Cool gal (he doesn't think badly of her either)

    Sensei: Sensei long beard (now that's just pure meanness)

    Morro: WHY DO I EVEN HAVE THIS F***** (he really hates him as well)

    Dareth: Master of dumbjitsu (still doesn't care about their feelings)

    Skylor: Evil but Hot (Flame Thrower, are you cheating on my sister? WORRIER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?)

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    Next down the list is another potty mouth: Morro!

    Himself: Best ninja ever (of course)

    Lloyd: Lil' bro (this sounds familiar and yes, I am following on with my theory of Lloyd and Morro being brothers)

    Misako: Awesome mom (awwww, he thinks his mom is awesome, probably because of her fighting skills)

    Garmy: Evil Dad (but he's not evil any more)

    Kai: C*** (back to the potty mouth)

    Nya: C***'s sister (still a potty mouth)

    Gabi: F****** hot (still a potty mouth but that's cute)

    Nati: Another hot gal (Morro, no. Bad boy, don't cheat on Gabi, even if she's technically not with you)

    Jay: S*** I owe him money (lost a bet or something?)

    Cole: Other ghostly pranker ( So that's why my stuff keeps disappearing. Worrier, get out of here)

    Zane: Show of with a S***** sense (he ain't a show of. He's just very smart and possesses really big vocabulary that no one except Misako understands)

    Sensei: Father-like uncle (that's cute)

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    Now maybe someone a bit nicer but someone who writes as she sees it: Gabi! A.k.a Me!

    Herself: Worrier Ninja's bane (again with this whole Ninja's bane thing? Yes, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it won't ya. Wow, rude)