Doitsu syndrome

Chapter 1

•°Melina's POV°•

My sis, i love her so fucking much, and I know she loves me back, because she took me to my favorite country, Germany!!!!!

We just got off of the plane and my sister went to the bathroom to go take a piss and I'm bored sitting in a chair. "....what's taking her so long!" I looked at the big clock on the wall and it read '9:54'.

I sighed and looked at the signs all around the airport. 'Thank God I learned German in high school...' I closed my eyes and rested a minute until Lita came out of the bathroom.

"What took you so long?!?!" she sat down next to me and looked at me in the eyes. "Its pretty in there, I wanted to take a picture for mom....also they had mints in there. Here" she handed me a mint and stood up, grabbed her backpack, and looked at me again.

"Alfred should be here any minute.....hey, Melina?","Ja?","What does that mean?" She pointed to a sign on the other side of the huge room."Geschenkboutique?","Yeah, that one","It means gift shop you dumkoff","Eh?!? I didn't learn German, you did, I decided to learn French instead...so I'm not an idiot" I rolled my eyes and got up, grabbing my bag after I did.

'*internally laughing* pfft, I see Alfred over there, Lita doesn't see it' I walked over to Alfred silently and jumped on his back."AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" I got off him and burst out laughing."Ahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!! You didn't suspect a thing!!!" Lita came rushing over to comfort Alfred."Melina?!?! Whyyyyyyy!?!" She caressed his face as he gripped her shirt 'crying' into it.

"Naw, it's ok dudette, your cool. It was a good scare though","Awesome, so...to the hotel?" Lita released Alfred and grabbed her bags and walked out to the front where the rented car was parked, and me and Alfred followed.

[Insert le time skip]

Lita ended up being the one to drive to the hotel, well, she was the only one who knew how to get there anyway so....yeah.

"Alright dudes, were here" Lita said as she parked in a parking space. We all got out and grabbed our things from trunk and walked inside. Lita went to the front to get the room keys. After around seven minutes we got our keys and room number and went to find the correct hall.

It didn't really take that long to find the room. Lita inserted the key in the key hole and opened the door."Ah~ Home temporary home~","Lita!?!? What type of person even says that!?!?" Said Alfred as he looked at her like she was crazy."Well, obviously she does" I said as I set my suitcase/backpack down and plopped on a bed.

"Eh!!!! Melina!!" She jumped on the opposite side of the bed and I tumbled off and hit my bags."Whhaaaaaaaaaaaatttt!!!?!?!?" I got up and sat on the bed,"We're going out to eat, let's-a go!","You can't copy Mario Lita.....only Italian people can","Bish! I do what I want!"

[Insert another le time skip]

We went to this restaurant named 'Rudy Leichners' (I probably spelt that wrong). I saw Alfred grab for Lita's hand and I got a little jealous, since I don't have that type of relationship, I mean...it's not like I want it! It'd..... just be....nice...

Lita walked in, not seeming to care that Alfred grabbed her hand, and walked in to confirm the renovation. 'Pfft, I bet Lita likes that Alfred grabbed her hand, I bet my nickel in my pocket that Alfred will kiss her'

"Hallo, vhat's jour last name?" Damn....deez guys over here are hot..."Potter, Lita Potter" he looked in his chart thingy and found it after a minute and a half. "Alvight, zhis vay".'Damn...this reminds me of that time in America at this other Rudy's place with Grandma a couple years back....'. We sat down in the front where the band plays.