Don't Worry | Min Yoongi x Reader

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Mr. Swaggy

Yo..!
Please answer me..!

What is it?

You answered! 

So what if I did?

I've been so lonely ;-;

Not my problem

You're so mean!
Why so mean!?

I'm not mean, just how I am

But you're fluffy and cute

I am not!

Yes you are!

Nope!

Don't argue with me, Mr. Swaggy!

I'm arguing!

Oh shush!!

No!! You shush!!

No!!!

You child!

You're a child too!

Not that much!

You're acting like it!

How about we stop this argument and act like civilized adults?

Sounds good

So, Ms. Stalker
Have you stalked anyone else recently?

I'm not a stalker!
And it's not really stalking but there is this cute guy that works at this cafe I go to

What's his name?

I don't know yet
I'm too shy to get close enough to read his name tag

Ah!
That's cute

What's cute?

You...?

That's not cute >.<

I bet you are
You act cute so I declare that you are

Don't you start lying to me!

I'm not lying!
It's the truth!

If you say so...
But I'm still not believing you!

You don't really have to
But I think you're cute
One day we'll show one another our faces
Okay?

Okay, but your phone may break on how ugly I am

I bet you're really beautiful

I'm not

I bet you are

I'm not though

Don't worry about what other people say
It doesn't matter

But I hate myself

You're a player hater
You should love yourself!

Excuse you?

Just start living yourself more!

Why...?

One day, you may only have yourself

You're so deep today, Mr. Swaggy

I know
Haha
There's this cute girl staring at me at work
I'm so lucky with my great looks

Oh, can I see her?

Sure!
Give me a sec
Attached picture

....
I seee

What's wrong..?
Do you know her?

I guess you could say that
I got to go now
Bye

The girl just left suddenly
Hey, where'd you go?
Alright, bye then