Don't Worry | Min Yoongi x Reader

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Mr. Swaggy

Yo...!
Mr. Swaggy...!
I'm bored and you haven't talked to me for awhile..!

Calm your tits, I'm here....

Mr. Swaggy...!

Why are you talking to me like you have something important to say

Yah..! I do have something important!! Why have you been ignoring me..??!!
You haven't talked to me at all lately...!

Yeah... I've been busy
Sorry....

Apology accepted
This time...
You butthole

Did you just call me a butthole?

Maybe...?

Why the question?

Just trying to decipher if you are truly a butthole or not, that's all.

You're so weird today

Only because you're the only one I talk to you and you've been ignoring me!!

I said sorry!

I know!
It still hurts you big fat adorable meanie!

Don't call me adorable!
I am manly and scary
Also full of a lot of swag

Psssh...
You don't have any swag, Mr. Swagless

Did..
You...
Just...
Call...
Me..
Swagless...?

Yes....?
Nope, totally wasn't me.

I am not swagless, okay?
I have a lot of swag

Sure...!
Let yourself keep believing that

I do...!

You keep lying to yourself, that's not good

You keep lying too

I am not!!

Sure you are, I say you're cute and you say no
That's a lie

It's not a lie if it's the truth

There isn't any truth in that.
I bet your cute

Oh shush, you swagless fluffball

I am not swagless..!

Sure you are, until you prove to me that you're not, you will always be swagless

I'll prove it right now then!

Oh, ooops, looks like I got to gooooo
Swagless it is then
Bye..!

You come back here!
Don't you leave after saying that!
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weirdo..!
Bye