The Punk's Gal

Chapter 7: Chicago Will NEVER be the Same

 "Cccchhhhhhiiiiiiggggggaaaaggggooooooo!!!!!" Tori hollered into the open air when she knocked open the doors of her bus.

 I rolled my eyes. "Please remind me that I am not your cousin and that you're just some possible lunatic that is just yelling really out loud."

 Tori laughed. "Well, not only is it Punk's home but it's the sight of tourism!"

 "After your match today," I said. "Who are you up against?"

 "Brie," Tori said. "I hope were not doing a storyline. I mean, we're actually good friends."

 "Aw," I said. "That's gotta suck."

 "Definitely," Tori said. "I mean, it sucks when rivalries get in the way of your friendship."

 I began to walk towards the back entrance of the arena we were going to be in.

 "Hey, girls!" I looked up and saw blonde girl come and attack me. I recognized her as Nattie. "Girl, you're in SO much trouble."

 "I know," I said. "It's not my fault though that Punk likes me and I don't."

 "Don't worry, Mama Bear will protect you," Nattie said. "What's your plan though? I mean, aren't you trying to brush him off?"

 "Yes," I said. "I plan to annoy the crap out of him!"

 "Sounds like a good plan," Nattie said. "Only what if it doesn't work?"

 "Annoy the crap out of the rest of his team," Tori said. "And then, go to the Superstars to show that, hey, Punk's not treating her well."

 "You could always go to Ty if you need any help with Punk," Nattie said.

 "Thanks, Nat," I said. "Well, let me just try to get past Punk with my annoying talking. Then that'll really want him to run for the hills."

****

 "Yo, where have you been?" Punk asked rudely as I walked into the Nexus locker room.

 "Out," I said. "You never let me go out!" This was said with a whiny high pitched voice.

 "Well, I have to protect you," Punk said. "I mean, what if Kane kidnapped you or something?"

 "I need my time to go out sometimes," I said. "I mean, you never let me out of your sight or your stupid henchmen either. I don't even have the chance to go pee. Don't you even realize that I need some girl time too? I can't believe you don't let me talk to Kelly like for once!"

 "Would you be quiet?!" Punk snapped. "Now, let me see what I'm going to do tonight with Rey Mysterio. Ok, guys, huddle up."

 As they huddled up, I tried to peek my head in there.

 "Ok, so now...."

 Punk turned his head towards me and shook it. "Can you please give me some room to speak with the guys? Some alone time?"

 "Why?" I said. "How come you won't let me in on it? I could be useful you know!"

 Punk just rolled his eyes. "I'll call you when I need you."

 They huddled back into their circle.

 I began to whine, saying that they never had time for me, that Punk was a jerk and that I would not forgive them for this.

 They must of got annoyed a bit because I saw Heath looking over at me and frowning.

 I just whined more and babbled on.

 "Ok, so we know what to do," Punk said. "Now, Shy, can you do me a favor and see Mr. Mysterio and see if he knows that at tonight's match, I'll be the winner."

 "Ok," I said.

 I began to walk towards Rey Mysterio. He was doing an interview wih Josh Matthews.

 "Hi, Rey," I said.

 "Oh, hey, you're the new Diva with Tori," Rey said. "How's Punk?"

 "He's terrible!" I cried. "He's so mean to me!"

 "Yikes! Are you ok?" Rey asked.

 "No!" I said. "He's just so arrogant and obnoxious! Why, he doesn't even pay attention to me!"

 "Aw, you poor thing," Rey said. "Don't worry, I'll straighten him up."

 I smiled. "Thank you, Rey."

****

 "And his opponent, CM Punk."

 I began to walk with the Nexus, accompanying Punk to the ring.

 "You know Punk, you smell funny," I said. "I hope you put on that new cologne."

 "What new cologne?" Punk said. "Would you...can I please concentrate on my match here."

 "Why, you all stink," I said. "I mean, really. What do you men do? Do you go to the gym before you enter the ring? That's not healthy. I mean really....."

 "Goodness! Can you stop?!" David growled. "Really, Punk, I see no reason to have her if she's going to do nothing but whine."

 "Just keep her still," Punk said, as he entered the ring.

 The Nexus was soon followed by my thunder of whines.

 "Heath, why do you like country so much?"

 "Husky, have you even thought about shaving those disgusting legs of yours?"

 "David, you don't understand Punk. He's not your friend."

 "Hey, who's better, Dolph or Jack?"

 "You're not even listening to me!"

 "I can't take it no more!" David growled. "I'm taking you to the locker room!"

 I snickered. "Catch me first!"

 I began to prance around the ring.

 "What are you idiots doing?" Punk thundered. He was soon then taken down by Rey.

 "Can't catch me! Can't catch me!" I giggled, prancing around.

 "Would you stop?" Heath thundered, running after me. I then ran up the ramp. "See ya, suckers!"

 Rey then did a 619 at Punk and he went in for the pin.

 "Your winner is....Rey Mysterio!" the announcer said.

 I laughed and cheered, throwing my arms up. The Nexus looked at Punk and shook their heads. Punk just shook his head and put his hands through his hair, frustrated.

 I began to laugh more. It felt so good yet....I didn't feel like I won anything.