The Punk's Gal

Chapter 6: The Plan

 "Ok, so what am I going to do?" I asked Kelly in her hotel room.

 Kelly shrugged. She was rummaging through her luggage, putting her clothes away.

 "Kelly, I need help."

 "I know. Let me just think right now."

 "Well, I'm antsy. I don't know what to do. I mean, I can't keep on disguising myself. There is no way I'm going to put all that glittery spray stuff on me or keep on wearing wigs."

 "Doesn't Katy Perry keep on dying her hair and Nicki Minaj wear wigs too?" Kelly asked.

 "Yeah, but they have money."

 My phone began to vibrate and I answered it.

 "Hello?"

 "Shylene?"

 "Oh, hi Tori."

 "I heard that you escaped Punk."

 "Uh huh."

 "So do you need help?"

 "Yes, most definitely. I need help to escape him. I mean, I can't escape him. I just need a few pointers on how to get on his nerves and he'll leave me alone."

 "Hm. Wait, which Diva are you with?"

 "Kelly."

 "I'm not sure how you can escape him. I mean, he's pretty into you."

 "Yes, he is but give me some stuff that will make him not into me no more."

 "I think I got an idea," Kelly said. "I use to be in a storyline with him. I had a 'crush' on him and what happen was that I was really starting to get on his nerves when I was always being around him a lot."

 "So, I should do that to him?"

 "Yeah, something like that. Annoy the crap out of him."

 "What if that doesn't work?"

 "How about this? Don't just annoy him. Annoy his buddies too, the Nexus. That way, it'll make them tell him that she's annoying."

 "And if that doesn't work?"

 "We'll figure out something. He's got to be not into you at some point."

 I fell back into a chair. "I can't believe this is happening."

 "Relax, it'll be fine," Kelly said, tapping my head. "You know, Punk could just be doing this for the storyline."

 "How long will it take?"

 "I don't know. Maybe a month or 2."

 I rolled my eyes. "Oh, thank you very much, Kelly. Now I know that my life is completely over with this guy."

 "You know I'm still on the phone," Tori said.

 Kelly and I looked at the phone.

 "What do you suggest I do?" I asked her.

 There was no way I couldn't tell them about Wade's plan. I mean, they'll go overboard and say to plan it off.

 "How about this," Tori said. "Ok, so yeah, go ahead and annoy the crap out of him. Then go annoy the crap out of the Nexus. Then, I will next suggest that you go around saying that Punk's not giving you the respect and attention to the other Superstars. That way, it'll make them think he's the bad guy and they'll go beat him up for you."

 "The annoying plan sounds good to me more," I said.

 "Well, let's just stick with that for now," Tori said.

 "Where's the next show?"

 "Up in Chicago, I think. Or maybe Minneapolis."

 I rolled my eyes again. Great. Right maybe in Punk's hometown.

 "Don't worry, we Divas will have your back," Kelly said.

 Yeah, but who's going to have their backs?