Hetalia in the House (Hetalia Units Fanfic)

A Hero + Bad Touch Trio?

This morning wasn't something I was expecting. I thought it was going to be smooth sailing, a little awkward but that was to be expected. When I open my eyes and the blurriness settles, I see Ivan watching me with a smile. Instantly I froze, how long has he been like this? The manual didn't say anything about him being a creep. Furthermore, why didn't I lock my door and where is my baby?

"Доброе утро Andromeda."
(Good morning)

"Uh?"

"I said 'Good morning' in my mother language.", Ivan informs me still smiling.

I'm starting not to like his smile as much as I did yesterday, "Uh, good morning to you too Ivan.", I giggled nervously. "Can you, you know, get off my bed so I can brush my teeth, please?"

"Да.", he grins once more as he walks out of my room.

Note to self, reread Ivan's manual, I thought as I walked to my door to lock it. After I finished my morning routine, I tiptoed into the kitchen to see Charley and Ivan eating. Did Ivan feed her before waking me up?

That was nice of him but the few minutes before this, I was still disturbed by it. Ivan is a mysterious thing, an android that can replicate everything a human can do and look human-like is amazing. Plus I didn't feel weird looking at him either. But technology isn't that advanced to achieve this, but this company can. However, having an android can be dangerous. Sighing, I grab a box of Frosted Flakes from the top of the fridge. Thinking hard about this is gonna give me a headache. Then the doorbell rang, Who could it be now?

Ivan went to answer the door while I continued making a bowl of cereal. That is until I heard a scream coming from the door. Dropping everything, I rush to the front door. I knew this would be dangerous!

Standing at the front door is Ivan, towering over his victim, who I couldn't see.

"IVAN!"

The android turned to me slowly and the victim, the same delivery man Nolan, was on the ground clutching his clipboard tightly. His face was white like a sheet of paper. Whatever Ivan did spook him greatly.

"Да?", Ivan questions.

"Why is he on the ground?"

"All I did was open the door and greet him."

"Then why did he scream?"

Nolan clears his throat, "I'm sorry, I was frightened by him is all."

Really... You would think he saw a murder scene.

Air flowed out of my mouth as I apologized to Ivan. Appearance-wise, Ivan isn't scary; but each to their own, I guess. Ivan accepted my apology and moved past me to return to the kitchen. I held my hand out for the clipboard which Nolan passed quietly. The clipboard held multiple sheets of paper instead of a singular sheet.

"Nolan, why did this one say, 'BTT'?"

"You'll get four units instead of one.", he replies as he gets up.

"Why do I get four?"

"Well one is for today and the other three are from an APH bundle special that was scheduled for you."

"APH Bundle?"

"Yes, some days you can have APH bundles. An APH bundle is classified as units that are grouped, like for example, BTT or FACE. The BTT is a trio."

BTT? FACE? What in the world is that?

"The extras are free?"

"Of course."