The Step-Father

Late Night Home Alone.

         School wouldn't start for another month or two, and all my friends where to far to go visit. Plus I was just to lazy to go anywhere. So I did what any normal lazy teenager would do, I stayed home. Thankfully, I was home alone, I was prepared to be as comfortable as I could.

        I peeked out my door to make sure the no one was here. I just simply didn't feel like changing into long shorts and a T-shirt. Luckily, no one was home, good, now to go through with my plane. firstly, I have to stalk the refrigerator, pick me a little something. then I have to find the TV.

        Seems pretty damn easy, and it was until it got to the whole finding the TV part. Shit, where the fuck is it, like who is that evil to hide the TV. that's a horrible prank to pull on someone, especially me.

      I turned down what felt like five different corners until I found a TV. and it was so worth it, it looked like a movie theater in here, but with better seats. I sat in a random seat, and oh my god, it was so comfortable. not only was it comfortable, but it reclined. this has to be what a cloud felt like.

        I turned on the massive TV, and was not disappointed. this was great, I can't believe I ever thought about going anywhere in the first place. truthfully I was a little pissed I didn't find this place earlier.

       I was in the middle of my favorite shows, and I heard the door open. "what the fuck?" I said a little scared. no one is supposed to be home. are we getting robbed? oh shit. why on the day that I'm home alone. "I honesty do not remember leaving this thing on, especially not on this crap." a voice said.

      "hey, do not talk about my show." I jumped up saying. "shit, when did you get here." Shane said, oh fuck, this great. not only was I not home alone, but I jumped up to advertise my itty bitty shorts and tank top, that I'm sure you can see right through. "well, I guess you found my cave." he said laughing.

       "your what?" I said hiding behind the recliner. "you know how some guys have there special place to just be themselves, where no one disturbs them at all. well this is it." he said trying to control his laugh.

       I didn't see what the fuck was so funny. "well, I didn't mean to invade your play room, I'll be happy to leave if you would just turn around." I said as i signaled him to turn. "haha your funny, and you can leave if you want but I'm not taking orders from any one in here. this, is a no rule zone. my own little safe zone, blind spot if you will, a tiny piece of vegas."he said folding his arms and sitting down in a recliner. ugh, why was he such a baby. I rolled my eyes and say back down.

     And I wish I would have turned the TV, because Things got out of hand on the TV.  Oh man please tell me this was not happening, now.