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betus wouldn't cuddle with me but my cat is more than happy to so thank god for rebounds i have more room and i'm much more comfortable because my cat smells like my perfume
ex-husband are you okay though i feel like you're not gonna tell the truth in front of the groupchat cause you're you, but if you aren't u can tell me
i'm cuddling with a cat of course i'm okay
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his name is ham (((:
ex-husband lexa
the thing about it though is that im actually really okay, i just don't feel like talking about it because there's nothing to talk about i sent her a really long text message and she hasn't read it yet that's pretty much it
ex-husband are you gOOD THO
yES i don't care i meant it when i said i don't care like maybe i have issues but i wasn't attached? she's beautiful and funny and all but like oh well
ex-husband i'm gonna be your new therapist because i feel like that isn't normal
it's normal for me though what wouldn't be normal is like a long-term relationship or something like the longest i think I've ever actually lasted with someone was about 10 months in middle school with a guy named David he wasn't all that cute thinking back to it, but he was nice and i was awkwardly proportioned so what can ya do
ex-husband you worry me
sorry for the trouble dude
ex-husband it's okay dude just don't go emo or something
no worries dude that was also in middle school
dude dude no way
ok joke's over now deader than Jack's soul rn she's so dead inside ugh
dude glenn can fix that (-;
no
dude ok i tried
meh give you like a B- never use (-: or any variation unless it's ironically or for passive-aggressiveness
dude is this how to be Lexie 101
no because step one would be to slaughter anyone who refers to me as Lexie
dude is Ally better
nO BC NO ONE KNOWS MY FULL NAME AND IDK HOW U DO BUT PLS NO I WILL P A Y YOU
dude Google i just googled it
fuck google from now on i will bing everything!!
dude have fun lmao are we catching the same plane to sdcc or no
oh fUCK THAT IS SOON INGJELWEB i forgot but idk you snore and drool i don't want you to drool on me and i rly don't want to have to apologise for your snoring
dude how do you even know these things do you watch me sleep
... you fall asleep anywhere and everywhere
dude you could've said Google and now it's just a missed opportunity
nah I'm not the joke killer here
dude ouch
<3
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new character next chapter!!! aka tomorrow because only 2 chapters a day
