Kyookomberdale only had its hair left. Candy had aggressively munched down the rest of the body. As she was about to take her last bite,as she was about to unknowingly end a life, Chrissie barged in,slamming the door open. "Excuse me, but may i borrow that stick of cucumber?" Candy was very annoyed. "NO! Get your own!" Chrissie looked more annoyed. "Candy,i need to borrow the cucumber." Candy pushed her back. "Nuh-uh! Never!"
Now Chrissie was mad. "Candy..." She began. "When someone asks you to do something,you better do it." Candy threw Kyookomberdale over her bed. "Th-there! Go get it! It wasn't that yummy anyways.." Chrissie carefully picked up Kyookomberdale and carried it back to the lab. Kyookomberdale tried to hug Chrissie, but had no arms. "TAkN YUOoo!!" Kyookomberdale exclaimed. "Your welcome. Im sorry for ignoring you. I was just mad. Mad because..because...THE HEAD DIDNT LIKE YOU! I know you should be sad,but i felt more disapointed. Even when i do something good, everything always backfires. Its like he doesn't even want to be a part of my life."Chrissie said.
"AWw,BUtt KrIs-" "Shush! Okay! Now lets get you fixed up! So a new body shouldn't really be so hard. Just green liquid and old cucumber skin." Chrissie tried to create a new body by making a new Kyookomberdale and slicing off the head to use the body. She tried to attach the new body and old head with everything she could think of,glue,green liquid,Kyookomberdale's saliva, but nothing worked. There was only one way to fix Kyookomberdale, and it didn't involve slicing off the heads of her relatives.
"Kyookomberdale, i know how to fix you." Kyookomberdale gasped. "REaallYyY???" "Yes,really." Chrissie answered. "HuuRRRraYyyY!!!!11!!" Kyookomberdale screamed in excitement. "It will take some time, but im sure the end result will be worth it." Chrissie got to work on her project. She was going to do something no one had ever done before. She was going to turn a cucumber stick into a human. Chrissie decided to explain to Kyookomberdale "It works like this: I will build a machine which will zap a laser into your body. This laser would go around, destroying all of the roots inside you which make you a cucumber stick,along with most of your green liquid.After this laser did its work,another laser would be shot into your body,implementing roots making you a human. Before this laser is fired,you will have to decide what you would like to look like as a human. I will give you a lookbook of human hairstyles,clothes,eye and skin color so you may decide before the experiment. If this doesn't work please forgive me when i see you in heaven. Any questions?"
"YYEaahHh, WHy DusS Mi HEd HErt????"
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Cucumber Of The Clods
De TodoA story of how Cucumber was created,and how she has such a terrible name. BASICALLY MY OC'S BACKSTORY.
