Hawkmoth: Well, well, Ladybug and Chat Noir. In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Chat Noir: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a belief!
Hawkmoth: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Chat Noir: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Hawkmoth: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revenge!
Chat Noir: Revenge is best served cold!
Hawkmoth: But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of akumatization!
Chat Noir: Well, I think you're warranty's about to expire!
Hawkmoth: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Chat Noir: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose!
Ladybug: Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I purify the akuma now?
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Puns (miraculous ladybug crack)
RandomThis is not a story. It's just a pile of puns that is very corny so please laugh.