*Sitting at the dinner table with Thomas, my Mother, and my Stepfather. We were having a conversation about graciously accepting complements.*
Stepfather: Oh jeez, what, like, section 52?
Thomas: Do you mean Area 51?
Stepfather: Oh crap that's what it was! I was so close!
Thomas: You got the area AND the noun wrong!
Stepfather: You shut your goddamn mouth.
Thomas: I take that goddamn complement graciously.
A Paradoxical Powwow:
EK: I think I just cried. I mean... what...? This has turned into Squidward... I'm confused
Me: Whoop whoop confusion!
EK: DISORIENTED. TOO MANY PEOPLE. Me: Fine I'll leave you alone.
EK: It's not you. You keep me sane. It's... the rest of them. CLAIRE STAY. DON'T LEAVE ME BROTHER.
Me: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
*and later in the conversation*
EK: honey boo boo child.I'm so swagging the internet lag. #swagthelag
Oh my goodness a second Paradoxical Powwow we are on fire todaaaaaa gurrrrrlllllll:
EK: Heya.
Me: Wazzzaaaapppppp.
EK: I'm being lazy.
Me: I'm going to get a Christmas tree.
Ek: and not getting out of bed ever. Treeeeeeeees...
Me: Yea... (bird noises) trees.
EK: OVER THE TREEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!
Me: No no it's OVER THE RAAAAIIIIIINNNNNBBOOOOOOOWWWWWW OVER THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
EK: BUT THERE IS NO RAINBOW!
Me: You obviously have no imagination.
EK: I sent that to the wrong person at first as we were talking about destruction. Wowwwwwwww. I have imagination!
Me: Hah hahhhh.... Then imagine the freakin' rainbow.
EK: TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!
