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group chat #4

Hyde: GUYS LOOK *sends picture of Licht's sonogram*

Licht: oi, I wanted to do that , shit-rat.

Mahiru: O M G , BOY OR GIRL?!

Kuro: whyre you squealing in your room , you're so noisy.

◈Misono: Awe~ I want a baby )): can I baby sit for you guys?!

Lily: Misono-kun , you want a child?

◈Misono: well duh.

Hyde: I sense that Misono is gonna be pregnant real soon.

Licht: you've got that right

Kuro: children are such a pain..

Tetsu: eh? Big bro Mahiru said he was expecting a baby ..

Hugh: Oh wonderful~

Licht: CONGRATS MAHIRU

Kuro: wait... WHAT

Hyde and Misono: r.i.p

Mahiru: tehe, surprise~

Mahiru: GUYS KURO FAINTED IN MY LIVING ROOM FLOOR.

◈Misono: I wanna see that

Sakuya: Sorry! I just woke up , but congrats mahi~ can I be the step dad?

Kuro: I'm up. AND NO , HELL NO.

Licht: I'm going to go eat yogurt. I hate yogurt.

Hyde: then why are you eating it?

Licht: BECAUSE I CAN DAMMIT

Mahiru: well damn...

Kuro: youbastard-chan i blame this all on you

◈Misono: what?! Why!

Hyde: lol , fight ! Fight ! Fight !

Sakuya: Aw~ Oi , Mahiru said I could be the god father!

Licht: HUH?! WERE ALL GONNA BE UNCLES YA DIP SHIT.

Sakuya: ouch. My feelings~

Kuro: no one cares about your feelings.

Mahiru: you're so rude.

Lily : Misono and I are busy and will be unable to respond.~

◈Misono: r.i.p to me~

Sakuya: I wanna be a dad. Wth.

Mahiru: I'll let you be the father to my second child.

Hyde: Mahiru. You were a good friend.

Licht: yeah really , you're fucked. In more way than one.

Kuro: Mahiru~ I'm gonna make you regret saying that.

Sakuya: RIP

Hyde: r.i.p indeed.

Licht: yep. Hyde! Go get more yogurt.

Hyde: heihei.

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-Sorry I haven't updated!! Here, have some candy. *throws candy*

~I get some to right?

-sure Kuro , I'm kinda sad tho , for reasons I shall not explain for a bit , so that's why I haven't updated.

~Yeah , she was crying.

-urusee na.

~ Anyways, her sleeping pills are kicking in , so we love you guys , her little bone biscuits , and she will update sometime tomorrow , maybe. If she's not lazy.

-I'm not lazy!!
 
~hm. Ja na..

-Ja Matāne~

◈Finnian
•Sleepy Ash