Buying a pet

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Aries:  Are you positive that it's illegal to have this dolphin in my swimming pool?

Taurus: I WANT THAT RABBIT! Give me the furry thing!

Gemini: Can I please buy this lemur?

Cancer: AWE LOOK AT THAT TEACUP PIG! ITS MINE NOW!

Leo: Me and Pisces are gonna be buying those penguins over there *points to baby penguins*

Virgo:  *buys a sugar glider*

Libra:  This is my 100th gerbil but does it look like I care?

Scorpio: pets? Who needs em *sees a puppy* OOOH WHO'S A CUTE PUPPY! YOU ARE!

Sagittarius: I'm here for the alpaca. Hand it over.

Capricorn:  *buys a dog* *dog pees everywhere* *regrets buying the dog but loves it anyway*

Aquarius: *stares at dogs through the pet store window* *whispers* come to me...

Pisces: Yeah what Leo said! Give us the penguins!

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