The CEO, The Priest and The Helpless Puppy

A Date With Seto?

Seto woke up that morning to the sound of beeping. A song he quickly recognized as The Duel Monsters' theme song rang loudly around the quiet room. Sighing, Seto turned to his side and grabbed the object on the side table, pressing the talk button he sat up slowly and placed the device to his ear out of habit.

"Kaiba." He responded, yawning softly as he rubbed his head.

"Seto!" Mokuba's voice sounded on the other end.

Seto raised a brow, suddenly waking up fully and looking around, finding himself in his regular room at the palace in ancient Egypt.

Then how the hell?

His.

Cell.

Phone.

He had forgotten that it was in the pocket of his trench coat, he simply assumed it was out of battery.

"Mokuba!" Seto exclaimed, quickly standing up and ignoring that he was in fact, naked.

"Big brother! I'm so glad your cell works even though your 5,000 years in the past!" Mokuba cried, happiness and relief lacing his voice.

He took the cell away from his ear and stared at it, it was a touch screen, with the initials SK on the back. He had had it specially made, and he thank the gods in the skies above that he had it made solar-powered in case he was in a place with no power.

Best decision he's made with his cellphone, ever.

"Mokuba, how are things? Are you eating right? Going to bed early? What about Kaiba corp? Anybody trying anything? If so just give me their names and I'll have their head on a platter well done and fed to the dogs!" Mokuba just chuckled on the other end of the line, missing his brother so much.

"Things are fine, yes I'm eating healthy, yes I get to bed early every night, Kaiba corp is fine. I told everyone you were taking a sudden vacation and that you didn't want to be questioned or they'd be fired so no, no one is harming me." Seto sighed in relief, feeling the weight on his shoulders lift a bit.

"But enough about me big bro, how are you? Did you find Joey and Yugi?"

Seto's eyes widen.

He had forgotten that Yugi was there as well.

"I've found Joey, sadly we still have to find Yugi." He admitted, quickly grabbing his tunic and placing it on, balancing the cell with his shoulder. As he changed he heard voices in the background. "I'm guessing the geek squad is there as well?" He asked, rolling his eyes as he adjusted his slash around his waist.

"Yeah, they've actually been helpful in trying to fix the machine! Tristan and Duke have been cleaning and rebuilding the machine while Tea has been making sure I eat, and she scares off any and every businessman that's tried to take over the company!" Seto grunted to show that he was listening as he grabbed his trench coat and headed for the door.

"It was actually Serenity's idea to see if I could call you Seto..."

Seto smiled, he was glad that he finally had an excuse to go see his pup that morning, without having that priest interrupt. As he walked down the halls he paid attention to his brother explaining how they plan to open the portal back. As he got closer to Joey's chamber doors, he saw his look-alike priest skipping down the halls happily. Seto nearly dropped the cell in the process, for he knew full well what that face and the smug look on any man's face meant.

It yelled, "I got laid last night."

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The blond rubbed his backside gently, groaning as he tried to sit straight. He had heard that it would hurt after the first time but he didn't think it would hurt him this bad.