The Great Titanic Climaxes

I wrote this with my friend at 4am in the morning. And this is a shared account, it's ours. So yeah. But read this, comment and favorite because you know, you'll love it. XD But seriously comment, I wanna know what you think fuckers.

Wobbling and stumbling into the canteen, the tall brunette was nearly just about falling walking into the building. She saw a blonde, short and blue eyes. Historia. She rubbed her eyes and dropped the cup that held the remainder of her booze in. Walking up to the blonde, she swung her arms around her and nuzzled her nose into Historia's neck. Her mouth led to the blonde's ear and she licked it and whispered in her ear seductively. "Hey baby, come back to bed with me." Ymir put her hand on the inner-thigh of Historia.

Armin, having to be mistook for being Historia - the blonde he just so happened to look similar too, was quite PETRAfied. His wide sky blue eyes looked to Eren, his best friend, for help. Levi, taking notice of Armin trying to get help from his lover, he swooped up Eren and carried him off into the dark abyss that is BDSM. Turning to Jean now, who only turns to his lover Marco in return, and grabs onto his hand and gallops majestically into the sunset.

The shota boy glancing around the room, his eyes finally landing on Bert and Reiner. The two Titan shifters however, were having hardcore butt sex. The tallest was pushed up against the farthest wall face first, panting heavily as Reiner thrusted in and out of him at a fast pace. Armin wanted to scream at the sight but he honestly couldn't with Ymir all over him, who's hand was getting closer and closer to his crotch. The blonde turned to Connie who had a /HUGE/ boner due to Mikasa and Sasha going at it on the floor right in front of him. Armin's urge to scream intensified as he watched the two girls rub against each other in a very erotic way.

Ymir leaned down, about ready to kiss Armin but then Historia walked in, the actual one this time. The blonde girl stood in the doorway in shock, watching all the strange sexual activities going on. After an awkward silence of Historia and Armin staring at each other, Ymir began giggling and looked at the blonde girl. "Hey, what's up, Armin?!" Historia fainted soon after, making Armin finally scream in absolute terror. Completely ignoring Armin's screams, Annie emerged from her dark corner and slowly approached Mikasa and Sasha, stripping her clothes as she did so. She was quickly joining in on the lesbian fun, which made Connie's boner magically intensify greatly.

Shortly after Annie joined, Erwin swung the door open and stepped into the room. He stood there and stared for a good three seconds before he turned and walked the fuck out. Commander Eyebrows ain't got time fo dat shit. As Erwin left, the sounds of Bert and Reiner groaning and moaning loudly intensified, making it obvious they were close to their climaxes. Bert screamed as he came, Reiner right behind him and then. The two turned into Titan's and ended with Reiner dry-humping Bert's colossal leg.

Everyone lived happily ever after.

The end.~