Chapter 1

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Established: Chapter 1

~4 Years Later~
~Dr. Varito P.O.V.~

"Uncle Varo? What's that?" LJ asked as he pointed to some random organ that was exposed on the body that lay in front of us... No I didn't kill this one. He's still breathing, he just knocked out when he saw me making my standard V incision.... Yes, V is for Varo, fuck a Y incision.

"I think that's the kidney?" Assistant T-Stacks said as he peered over the subject's shoulder to examine the body. I pressed my finger to the subject's neck and there was still a pulse- well no shit I can see the heart beating right before my eyes. I still felt official as fuck when I did the fingers to the neck test so whatever.

"Nigga you have two kidneys and they small as fuck. That's a liver, trust me I know where the liver is. My doctor always tests mine every four months." I said as I thumped the back of his head. LJ let out a laugh and was about to smack Ty's head too but Ty was quick to raise his hand in defense.

"What's the kidney do though?" LJ asked looking up at me with curious eyes. It wasn't till now that I realized he's not even supposed to be down here with Assistant T-Stacks and I while I'm conducting my science shit. How the fuck he get down here? I got a big ass lock on the door that Trey can't even figure out how to unlock so how did LJ? How long he even been down here? These are the questions that are occupying my attention instead of my victim but these are some good ass questions, 'cause on some real shit, how did he get down here?

"Doesn't it filter shit?" Assistant T-Stacks asked me as he was writing some things down on his own clipboard. Our budget expanded and my Assistant got his own clipboard... call that moving up in life.

"I don't fuckin' know, I'm learning along the way. I know the liver does-"

"Wait that's the appendix, Dr. Varito." Assistant T-Stacks interrupted abruptly.

"Ty, I know where and what the liver is. That ain't no damn appendix. I specifically had mine removed so I could create more space for a larger liver so I could drink more." That's fuckin' Varo logic at it's finest, I personally catered to my liver's needs. I needed to be able to drink as much as possible but to do that, a larger liver was needed.

"What? Can you do that?" He questioned. You shouldn't question my logic. "They're not even near each other? Hold up, lemme look on the phone 'cause there's no way you got an organ removed to make room for another so you could drink more."

"I said I wanted it out for fear of the thing you get with the appendix and they were like aight. So here I am today with no appendix and a happy liver." I said with a shrug as I picked up a portion of the large intestine to take a look at what was underneath it. This patient had been complaining of abdominal pain while in my lab so here I am taking a look and I was making a hot ass mess with his organs. "You know how to put all these back correctly, right?"

"That's so cool! I'm gonna ask Santa for Christmas if I can have a bigger liver just like you. Maybe he can have his elves take out my apple spandex for me when I'm sleeping." I dropped the intestine and bursted into laughter. This lil nigga said apple spandex for appendix... Dead. I'm about to be as dead as the nigga on my examination table will be if I don't figure out how to put these all back correctly.

"LJ don't do that, that's not good and why are you asking me? I don't know how organs are supposed to be laid up in the body, you're supposed to know." Assistant T-Stacks said as he put his phone back in the pocket of his lab coat. "Oh my God, this is gonna be another patient you killed on the table."

"Okay okay, hand me my clipboard." I said when my laughter died down and he did just that. Flipping through my notes, I came across a drawing of a pickle I did before starting these procedures and remembered I wanted a pickle but we didn't have any here at the trap. From the corner of my eye I saw LJ pulling out the large intestine. "LJ!" I yelled and he dropped it out of panic, the intestine hitting the floor and I face palmed myself. "Can we just rinse it off and put it back in or will that cause an infection?" 

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