Happy Cat left at 3 AM because he is so fat that it took him literally all day to get there. He was a year late, so when he arrived he saw his dad with a Darth Vader mask on and a long gray beard.
"Why are you so late, child?" Asked Darth Dad Cat.
"I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all that malk and drank all that food." Replied Happy Cat.
"Idiot." Yelled Darth Dad Cat.
A stranger cat came over, her golden hair blowing in the breeze. It shined and blinded Happy Cat for only ten minutes. "Round 1!" Shouted the stranger.
Darth Dad Cat pulled out a giant lightsaber and it was shiny and red and very deadly. Happy Cat pulled out his sword and it was pink and shot rainbows out from all angles.
*Ten Hours Later*
"I won the battle!" Screamed Happy Cat. Then he went to sleep on his dad's corpse. In the morning, Happy Cat got his malk. He was still super happy and crazy-like as usual. "That's funnier! I'm happier then food!" Exclaimed Happy Cat.
"Yay!! Wee!!!" Shouted Happy Cat as he jumps off a cliff. "My life is fun!"
Happy Cat found another note after crashing to the ground painfully slowly. The note read:
You won but I'll be back for vengeance.
~From Darth Dad Cat
