Are you kidding me? Why the fuck do I gotta apologize? I said what I mean and I mean what I said, I don't give a fuck about who hurts. Say what? You gon' give me my show back if I say sorry?
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-turn to camera-
Hi y'all, I'm Paula Deen. You may or may not but probably did heard what I said about niggas, I mean black people. It was a joke y'all, I didn't mean it; I was just fucking around with my slaves, I mean black assistances. I am so sorry y'all and I genuinely mean that from the bottom of my check book, I mean heart.
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How was that? Good? Alright, I knew that acting 101 class I took back in college in 1893 would come in handy one day. You say what now? I'm still not getting my show back? Well in that case, fuck all you niggas.
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HumorThisIsACommentary is the bomb diggity If you don't know it then well ... You're either living in a cave Or is very very stupid. Anyway enjoy xD
