1) If you got a car but ain't never got no gas, borrow somebody else's car and take that shit back to heat; they won't know the difference, I promise. I do it all the time.
2) Eat it, don't tweet it. I don't give a fuck that you're having spaghetti for dinner bitch.
3) Better late than pregnant, if you fuck without a rubber and you ain't tryna be no fucking mom or no fucking dad? You better invest your ass with some fucking plan z.
4) If you got a problem with a bitch that won't shut the fuck up, you better carry around some duct tape.
5) Therapy is expansive but bubble wrap is cheap, carry around some bubble wrap with you; it's a real stress reliever.
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