Short Stories

Something's Wrong

This is a dialogue only short story. Pretty self-explanatory. It's kinda strange so if you have questions, feel free to ask.
So, what's wrong?
Well, I have some conditions.
What kind of conditions?
Mmm, like Insomnia.
Insomnia?
Yeah, not being able to sleep.
How long have you not been able to sleep?
For years. I didn't know if it was official or not, but by now, I know it's official.
What do you mean by that?
I thought it might go away after a time, but it never did. Oh, I also hate going outside. It scares me, like a lot.
So you haven't slept for years and are too afraid to go outside?
Yeah, something like that. But I don't need to go outside like most. I have everything I need here.
Such as?
Look around. What else?
But the house is so small. Surely you would go insane after years of living here alone?
Of course, that's why I'm talking to you. I may be insane, but I know I'm not stupid. I know you're not really there.